Final Four BOAT BOAT 6

[00:00:18] Speaker A: Welcome to Friendly competition, a podcast to discover the best of all time. I'm Nick Carey, alongside my co host and best friend, Cody Lena. We discussed various pop culture topics and narrow it down to truly the best of all time. [00:00:31] Speaker B: Or as we like to call it, the boat beforehand, step foot on the boat. We put him into a sweet 16 style tournament. We argue each round till we decide a winner. Nick, what cartoon do we use? We decide to step foot on the boat. [00:00:40] Speaker A: Whatever the hell we want. Code. Do you want to tell them what we're talking about this season? [00:00:43] Speaker B: Absolutely. This is the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best. All right, we've got boat. Boat six. We've done this six times. Final four. We're almost halfway done with our grand. Our grand machinations to figure out the best thing of all time. [00:00:59] Speaker A: I like that. It's. We have to, like, we have to point towards, like, halfway. Like, it's. I feel like it's like when you climb Everest, there's, like, a certain elevate. Like, there's a point that you have to get to. To be like, hey, if we made it to this, we can do it, but it's tough to get there. [00:01:14] Speaker B: When you're climbing Everest, do you think you start getting stoked when you see dead bodies? Like, yes, we've made it high enough that people have died. Like, this is it. We're at the final stretch. [00:01:24] Speaker A: What's. Hey, hey, what's the laws on. On checking the dead bodies wallets? [00:01:29] Speaker B: Can we lose? [00:01:30] Speaker A: Do you go up Everest with a wallet? Because, I mean, you don't need to buy anything. But also, I just always have my wallet on. [00:01:37] Speaker B: Dude, if there was a Starbucks at the top of Everest, that would be the most badass thing. Just, like, someone charging up there. [00:01:43] Speaker A: Yeah, dude, just one of those sherpas who, like, does. Who, like, while you're in all your gear, they're just in, like, a hoodie and barefoot walking up it. They're like, I mean, it's hard, but, you know, I got it. [00:01:52] Speaker B: I figured out those Sherpas got to be the hardest people on earth. Some people spend their whole life training to climb Everest to make a big deal about it, and this guy, it's just a Tuesday. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Like, what are we doing here? And he's just like, I got it. Hey, can we carry this up? I got to get home. I promise. I cook dinner tonight. My wife. My wife has. Is meeting with her friends, so if I don't make dinner, kids are going to get cranky. Can you guys come on? Rate of play. Rate of play. [00:02:16] Speaker B: I can't imagine ever wanting to get up on that mountain. This show is a big enough mountain for me to climb. [00:02:22] Speaker A: I think. I think the second I would have wanted to and then the second one person did it, I'd be like, oh, well, kind of loses its luster, huh? Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Somebody died up there. No, thank you. [00:02:36] Speaker A: Yeah, no, pass then. Pass. Like, it's just one of those things where it's like, I understand wanting to be the first and, like, see something that no human has ever seen, right. But once someone else has seen it and took photos, I'm good. [00:02:48] Speaker B: I've been on Google dog. I get it. [00:02:50] Speaker A: It's right there. It's on Google Earth. Hey, go. Everyone go check out Google Earth. They have the top of Everest, by the way. Not that exciting because there's so many clouds that you just are like. Yeah. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Also it's just surrounded by other mountains, so the view is just more mountain. [00:03:04] Speaker A: Right? Yeah. It's not like you're getting to look down on New York City, you know, like that. We really should move Everest, I think is what needs to happen is we just. [00:03:13] Speaker B: At this point, Nick, would it be easier to move Everest to New York or New York to Everest if we had to move one? I think be the easier one. [00:03:21] Speaker A: Okay. Do you think that? Okay. Cause maybe you'd want to move Everest to like, South Dakota, right? Put it. Put it in the middle of like, North Dakota, South Dakota or something. Right. Some just. Or Nebraska. Let's do it in Nebraska. Cause that's like the middle of the United States. Yeah, Nebraska. Because I. Cause the whole point is like, I think the dream is you want to see as far as the eye can see. Right. You're as high up as you ever could be. And you just want to know, like, what's it like to look out 1000 miles, right? Like, could I. If we put it in the middle of Nebraska, can I see Omaha? You know what I'm saying? [00:03:56] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:03:56] Speaker A: I'm just like, is that Omaha over there? They're like, yeah. And I'm like, how far away is that? They're like, that's like 400 miles away. And you're like, God, that's badass. [00:04:03] Speaker B: But, like, I'm a God. [00:04:05] Speaker A: Yeah, but like, like you said, if you go do it right now, you're just like, oh, there's just more mountains here. Oh, and they try to look as tall as this one so it doesn't really feel you're not. You're like. I mean, they're all big mountains. [00:04:17] Speaker B: It's. Yeah, mountains be big. Like, at the end of the day, you just climbed a mountain. I don't care. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Have you ever been to Colorado? You notice how all those mountains are generally, you're like, yeah, they're all about the same size. Yeah, that's the same shit there, man. God. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Explorer as a career choice. Really fell off at about 1990 or 1960. Not really much left to do. [00:04:37] Speaker A: Doug, could you imagine if you were out? If you're just like, at the bar and you're just like. You know, and you just sit your belly up at the bar. You're waiting for your friends to come. You got there first, and there's a guy next to you, and what do you do? I'm an explorer. What? Like. But that. Like, that was a perfect. Like you said, that was a profession. Like. [00:04:57] Speaker B: Yeah, for a while it had to be somebody out there looking through the jungles and shit. [00:05:01] Speaker A: But now it's like, back then, that dude, you'd be at the tavern. That dude, like, rolls out a map, and he's like, yeah, I. That whole reason. We know why that coast looks like that. That's me, dude. That's crazy. Thank. That's so cool. Now you'd be like, what do you. What do you explore? [00:05:17] Speaker B: I just look it up on Google Maps, dog. Get a life. [00:05:20] Speaker A: Yeah, right? [00:05:20] Speaker B: Like, he's like, all those explorers have become, like, sasquatch hunters. They just need the thrill. So they're out there, jungles. [00:05:28] Speaker A: It's just. It's so. It's just genetically coded. Some of us just. [00:05:33] Speaker B: I'm just saying, if Indiana Jones happened now, he would be a Sasquatch Hunter. And you can't convince me otherwise. There's no one on earth that can convince me. [00:05:40] Speaker A: I really. It's a real big bummer that the last Indiana Jones movie wasn't, because, let's be honest, Indiana Jones doesn't remain cool his whole life. No, Indiana Jones bails on being cool. Have you met. Have you met a cool 80 year old? I mean, who was. Who did some shit? I'm saying this man saw nazis faces get melted off, right? This Mandev stood in a temple and held the cup that Jesus Christ himself held. Like, you don't come back from that. And just are. Like, you don't come from that and. [00:06:14] Speaker B: Vote for Kamala, right? [00:06:16] Speaker A: And. Or that you're just still a faculty member at Oxford or whatever. That you're just like, a standard. You're like, oh, yeah. And I just went back to be. No, you're gonna go for crazier stuff. You don't slow down at that point. Like, hell. [00:06:29] Speaker B: Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You find Sasquatch. [00:06:32] Speaker A: No, that's what I. That's why I wish the last movie was just hit. Like, it's just him and his crazy theories about Sasquatch and be like, I'm gonna find him. I know he's out there and he ain't getting away from me. I found. I found the fucking goblet of. The goblet of fire. What the fuck is it called? [00:06:47] Speaker B: I don't fucking. Holy Grail. The Holy Grail. [00:06:50] Speaker A: Holy Grail. There it is. [00:06:51] Speaker B: I prefer if he found the goblet of fire. He just gets really. He turns into a turf and gets really into, like, actually believing Harry Potter was real. So then he become. He wants to find the goblet of fire. So he's, like, looking for Azkaban and shit. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Yeah, he's just out there. You just constantly see him at the. At that train station, just right there at that nine and three. Just right there between nine and ten. Just like, I'm gonna fucking catch one of these fuckers. I'm Indiana fucking Jones. [00:07:18] Speaker B: Why does he sound like Alex Jones? [00:07:21] Speaker A: Why. Why do they have the last name? Same last. Think about that, people. [00:07:24] Speaker B: That's brothers. [00:07:25] Speaker A: Open up your third eye, folks. Open up your third eye. Let the lizard to us talk to you about the final four. Here we are, folks, in the final four, where we have terminate the group a champion, terminator two coming out of best nineties action movie going up against. Yeah. Best song from 2004. I don't have my notes, folks. You're just going to have to go, okay? I don't have my notes. And then on the other side of the bracket, we have group C champion crock of meat coming out of best thing to bring to a Super bowl. Going up against the group D champion, Rambo. Best action hero. Cody, where do you want to start? [00:08:09] Speaker B: Oh, my God, dude, let's just start with Rambo versus crocomie. Okay. [00:08:13] Speaker A: Okay. [00:08:14] Speaker B: If you bring either. If you bring Rambo first blood or crocodile to a party, you've done a good job. Like, if some. [00:08:21] Speaker A: Cody, we just got done doing a whole bit about Indiana Jones, which I kind of felt like was an allegory about Vietnam veterans and how those men aren't the same anymore. No, none of them. There's not a. None of those men who came back from Vietnam are normal today. Right. If you. Hey, I'm sorry your country did that to you. That was a terrible thing that your country made you go do. And the things you had to see were abhorrent. The things you had to do were terrible. That's why today, you're not, okay, because you shouldn't have done it. So I. You can't bring Rambo to a party. Rambo first blood. Especially first blood. Rambo. That's. [00:09:02] Speaker B: Are you kidding me? If someone shows up to party and like, hey, I got a movie we can put on in the background. It's rainbow first blood. I'm in, dude, I love that. [00:09:10] Speaker A: That's not the category. That was not the category. It was the man. Let's keep these things very clear. T two is about the movie. That's the movie. [00:09:20] Speaker B: Okay? This one's about Rambo, the man. [00:09:21] Speaker A: You can't remember. This is best action hero, not. Cause otherwise it would also be. He would have won best movie. We agree. [00:09:30] Speaker B: If you bring Rambo the Mando party, I'm gonna come to you about 45 minutes into the party and be like, dog, this guy sucks. Like, why did you bring this guy? [00:09:38] Speaker A: He's just crying in the corner. [00:09:40] Speaker B: I think he hit my friend. [00:09:41] Speaker A: Like, what is going on? Hey, man, I tried to go use the bathroom, and it was booby trapped. Like, I hit a tripwire and the door smacked me in the face. What was that about? Oh, man, I'm sorry. [00:09:54] Speaker B: You can't turn it off. You can't just turn it off. Your boy's crying again, man. Can you get him out of here? [00:10:00] Speaker A: But now, what if a crock of meat was Rambo? What if a crock of. Could a crock of meat save the world? [00:10:07] Speaker B: Yes. What meat would have to be in there, though? [00:10:09] Speaker A: I mean, I think it would mostly just have to be spoiled meat, right? That would be how we get our enemies. [00:10:14] Speaker B: I'm just saying, if there's any meat powerful enough to save the world, what would it be? It's gotta be Lil Smokey's, right? [00:10:19] Speaker A: I mean, right? Because, like, you want to. [00:10:21] Speaker B: The first. [00:10:22] Speaker A: Everyone's first answer is steak. Right? But let's be honest. Steak is a very contentious me. Right? Between. What's the best cut? What's the best way to repair it? You're not going to get it. Right, right. Someone will be upset and. And tell you this is bad. Also, not that you can't bring a crock of steaks. I'm not saying you can't. A though. Not a lot of sp. You're only going to get so many in a crocke. Just dice, just. [00:10:48] Speaker B: And then there's, in there cooking the whole time. What am I going to be getting? Shoe leather? [00:10:51] Speaker A: Come on. Yeah. So it's just not the best one. And I just think, I think, to your point, little smoke. Like, you got to remember these things are, scientists made these, they engineered these with the right fats and preservatives, chemicals, nitrates, to make it so when it hits my tongue, my, my evolutionary brain is like, this is it. This is what we were trying to hunt the whole time in the Serengeti. You found it. [00:11:18] Speaker B: Yeah, we got it. It's a little smoky. If you catch a water buffalo and you dissect it just right. It is just little smokies, right? [00:11:25] Speaker A: Yeah. And that's all we ever wanted. Like, and we found it. We. It's right. And now we just can go to the grocery store and get it. We don't have to hunt it. It's right there. So although I do want to bring up a point, I do. It feels like I miss the days of just poisoning your enemies, you know, like, just being like a classic. Hey, I'm sorry. Hey, I know, I know. We've been beefing over land for the last 100 years, and I'm, and I'm done. I'm over it. I want to, I want to send you a wonderful feast. Please come eat the feast. And we'll call. Bygones will be bygones, and we'll call it off. And then you watch them dig into that food and you just go, ha ha. You fool. You've eaten my poison. Feast. And now I will control all the kingdoms. Like, what happened to that? You know, like, now it's all guns. [00:12:19] Speaker B: And bombs and there's no subtlety to war anymore. [00:12:22] Speaker A: What? [00:12:22] Speaker B: There's no subtlety to war. It's all just fucking and pageantry. [00:12:26] Speaker A: There's no trojan horses anymore. Like, we really just let it. I mean, do you think we come. [00:12:32] Speaker B: Back around on the Trojan horse? Cause if someone dropped off the Trojan horse now, my first thought be like, there's no way there's guys in that. Like, he's gonna think that. [00:12:39] Speaker A: I fool me once. Shame on you. You know? Exactly. [00:12:45] Speaker B: Like, there's no way you put guys. [00:12:46] Speaker A: In there would ever try to pull this bit again. There's no, yeah, I get Trojan horsed so quickly. Dog, if you, if you showed up to my castle with a giant moose and I'm just like, dog, that is sick. After all this time, after all your, after all the people I've killed. You want to bring me a moose for peace? Get that thing in here. Come on. Yeah, come on, buddy. Get on in here. And, yeah, I heard about the Trojan. [00:13:15] Speaker B: Horse, but no one's gonna do that twice. [00:13:17] Speaker A: No one would ever do that. I would. The amount of people that would come to me and be like, hey, man, you do. You do remember the trojan horse thing though, right? Like, this is exactly that. You get that, right? And I'd be like, no, no. [00:13:31] Speaker B: Speaking of the lack of subtlety, in war, Rambo has no subtlety. So I think we gotta go crock and meat. And I think that's gonna be a contentious vote, but I'm going crock and meat over Rambo. [00:13:40] Speaker A: No, I think if. If at the end of the day, it just comes down to what do I want to be around most, right? Because also I don't. I don't really like also Rambo. Let's be fair about the more recent Rambo movies. This man, I think, is just killing people. [00:13:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Now I think it's. He's just doing for shits and giggles at this point. [00:14:00] Speaker A: Just seeking it out a little bit, too. I can. I get it. You're like, well, those people are maybe bad. Are they, though? I don't know, dude, what that country's economy is like. You don't know what those people have to do to survive in that world. You're just basing it off of your western ideals. Like, hey, now, that might be the only way to make an honest buck in that town. Okay. Yeah. And Rambo just comes through blowing shit up. [00:14:22] Speaker B: Like, no, I think we need to be. I think we need to focus more on heroin as an addiction than the people who own the poppy fields, you know? So let's get out there. Let's help these people. Let's make it easy for people to say, hey, I'm on heroin and I want to get off, you know, and. [00:14:37] Speaker A: That way we crash that economy, make it so that way they're like, hey, we got all the. Well, now we got all these poppies. What are we going to do with them? And convert that to poppy bagels, introduce them a different type of economy, too, instead of just blowing up the heroin fact. Because you know what they're going to do? Make another heroin factory, dude, everyone's going. [00:14:55] Speaker B: To keep doing heroin. And John, I'm actually just worried about you at this point. John, it seems like you're out here killing just to kill. [00:15:01] Speaker A: Yeah. And I don't. And, hey, the only thing I want to blow up is my toilet after eating some questionable meat out of. Exactly. [00:15:09] Speaker B: So I'm talking to crocodile dude. [00:15:11] Speaker A: I got to go with you on this. We got to move crock of meat on where it will go up against either Terminator two or. Yeah. By Cody. Cody. Cody. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:21] Speaker A: You want to tell the people? [00:15:22] Speaker B: I think you should tell the people. You should tell the people. It was your birthday. [00:15:24] Speaker A: I'll tell the. I'll tell the people. But I just wanted to give you the opportunity. What you did was so spectacular. I just want to make sure, like, and I'm going to give you your flowers. I just don't want people to think that I had anything to do with this. I'm saying it out loud. [00:15:38] Speaker B: Yeah. It's all you, baby. It's all you. [00:15:41] Speaker A: In the previous episodes. So Cody. I went. I went and saw Cody for my birthday, and he gave me a gift. And Cody and I have recently started giving gifts, and we're pretty good at it. I don't think we're actually really good at it. Like, we. I used to think I wasn't a good gift giver, but it turns out if I love you dearly and deeply, I will get you gifts that will make you weep. And, you know, and I. And so I like seeing this side of me, and I thought, I honestly, in the competition of best gifts, it went. Cody started off the game by getting me the Mario Sonic pin that represents the. When our friendship was solidified, I then I like to think I kind of got a little bit up on you with the. With the FCp tech deck. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Very cool. Very cool. Yeah. [00:16:28] Speaker A: Right? And then Cody saw my FCP tech deck and raised me the. Yeah, but it's gold. It's a golden button that when I press it, it begins the song. Yeah. By usher and will not stop that song until I say so. [00:16:47] Speaker B: It's gonna play. [00:16:48] Speaker A: The only problem with the button, the ult. The only problem is, is I would. I would wish if I could, like, I wish I could, like, double tap it and it would skip to usher or ludacris's rap verse so I could. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Get straight to it. You do have to listen all the way to it. [00:17:04] Speaker A: You do have to listen to the whole song. It doesn't. And you can stop the song whenever you want to, but otherwise, you gotta listen to the whole song. That's the only complaint I have about this otherwise incredibly perfect gifdem that I'm telling you right now. This needs to be when the day comes that we can make enough money, this will be the merch that we get this. Oh, yeah. [00:17:26] Speaker B: It's a. Yeah. But once we can afford to license. Yeah. For my usher. [00:17:30] Speaker A: How. Okay, I know not everyone who listens this, wrestling fans, and I know sometimes we talk a little, maybe a little too much about wrestling, but I just want to give you all an example of something in wrestling. So the song final countdown. It's the final countdown. Okay. Now, this may be a lie, but I don't see why they wouldn't cost. If they want to play that song on television. When a wrestler walks out, it costs $200,000 every time they want to play that song. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Yep. [00:18:00] Speaker A: And. And I'm not saying final countdown isn't a great song and that it's not a classic and that it's not a hit and that it doesn't. I think that's a lot of money. What. What would the price be for. Yeah. A billion dollars. [00:18:11] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, you. [00:18:12] Speaker A: Like, we could. [00:18:13] Speaker B: It would destroy the economy instantly. The whole economy collapse. [00:18:17] Speaker A: The whole thing. Because I'm just like, if we're saying that the fight, if we're setting the bar, because if that's the price you're willing to pay, then that's what the bar is. You can argue and say it's not worth that much, but they're getting paid it. Thousand dollars is the conversion rate for. [00:18:34] Speaker B: For the final countdown by Europe? [00:18:36] Speaker A: Yes. Not journey. I know you all thought it was journey. It's not. It's Europe. The fuck. You named your band Europe? What a terrible name for a band. By the way, we don't have time, but it's a. That's of the band names that. That have come out of that time. Terrible, awful name. But they have the final countdown. That's a great song. So $200,000. Yeah. Has to be a billy. Like, has to be a billy. Dude, I can't. What? Also, I mean, everyone. Little John's got to get fed. Usher got to get fed. [00:19:05] Speaker B: Gotta get hit. [00:19:06] Speaker A: Gotta get fed. Like, yeah, there's a lot of people who got. Who got to make their money off that song. So I just. Man, this song is, which. [00:19:16] Speaker B: Okay, here's the thing, though. [00:19:18] Speaker A: If. Yeah. [00:19:18] Speaker B: Is a guaranteed nuts to buts, as we've said before. [00:19:21] Speaker A: As we've said. Yeah. [00:19:22] Speaker B: Then t two is the guaranteed whatever the nuts to butts equivalent is of nineties action movies. It is also that. [00:19:28] Speaker A: I mean, that is true. I would. What? What is. I mean, I guess butts and seats, but that's not it anything. No, it is. It is. I mean, it's a guaranteed good time. But that's also absolutely. It's a guaranteed. You can put it in front of any man who is 30 years and older and shut them up. It will stop any 30 in the same way that. Yeah, if played immediately. Nuts to butts, no questions asked, nuts to buts. If you put t two on in front of any man 30 years or older, I. Because I don't think. I don't think these. I don't think these Gen Z kids are gonna get it. I don't think they want it. I don't think they'd like it. But any man 30 years old, it will stop them dead in their tracks and they'll just sit down and shut the fuck up. [00:20:15] Speaker B: Dude, you could. Okay, if you took all the dads. If all the dads had to pick up their kids from school one day and you just had him in the classroom and put on t two after a two hour period, all those dads. Be best friends, you'd have a new bonded for life friendship. And now that I'm thinking about it, it is so wild that men could do that. [00:20:33] Speaker A: Like, all it takes is just like, one. The one shared interest over 190 minutes movie. And we're like, oh, you mean Craig? Yeah. Craig's like my best friend. Thank you. How do you know Craig? Well, we just. Well, we were watching t two together, and I found he liked t two, so. Isn't that the first time you ever saw t two? And now it's your whole personality. [00:20:53] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. Have you. Did you see Sarah Connor's arms? And of course, it's the. [00:20:58] Speaker A: See the part where he glides through the prison bars? It. It's crazy. It's crazy stuff. Like, I. Hey, hey, women, we got an election coming up, and it's very. And it's a very big one. It's a very important one. [00:21:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:14] Speaker A: I'm just saying, if you want to ensure that. Because men are who. Men are. Who's going to ruin this for all of us? Let's just be honest. [00:21:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:23] Speaker A: We gotta have a national t two day, same day as election, and just put it on. You can even put it on out, like, just put it outside of the polling place. Put it on a big screen outside of the polling place and watches those men who, as they were about to walk there, divert and just go watch t two instead. [00:21:41] Speaker B: Dude, if I saw a sign that said free beer and t two, that's my day. That's my day. [00:21:47] Speaker A: And just keep playing. I'll watch. And I know it's like, well, the movie ends and then they'll just go, vote no. Loop it, dog. I'm not. As long as t two's on, I'm watching it. [00:21:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm loving. Especially if I came in halfway through, right? [00:22:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. If I show up and they've already done the chasing within the first 15 minutes, I gotta wait for that to come back around. [00:22:09] Speaker B: You gotta come back around on that. Also, I haven't had a chance to watch all the ladies marvel at Schwarzenegger's immaculate hog, so I gotta give that in. [00:22:17] Speaker A: Ought to get to that point. And then, and then once it starts over and I know you're like, well, then you'll see it. Well, then I'm gonna be excited. Cause then I gotta watch him grab that minigun and just start blasting at people for safety. [00:22:27] Speaker B: Do you think, okay, if I was directing a feature film, I'm gonna say TT wins this, by the way, but if I'm directing a feature film and I have Schwarzenegger in his prime cast, how long before I have him shirtless? Two minutes. I think. I think it's criminal. If you have Schwarzenegger in his prime in your movie and you don't have him doing a naked thing. Five minutes of the movie, what are we even fucking doing here? [00:22:49] Speaker A: I mean, that's why Predator isn't on. Didn't make it because he's only. He's bare armed in the first. In the first two minutes, obviously, we see the handshake. We know the immortal hand. [00:22:58] Speaker B: I gotta get. I gotta get him top. [00:23:00] Speaker A: You gotta get that shirt off of it. [00:23:01] Speaker B: Not everybody cares about the games and the quads. I understand that. I personally think you gotta get the quads out there too. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. He works hard on those two. And those are important. [00:23:09] Speaker B: You gotta get that shirt off with something. [00:23:11] Speaker A: You just let it. [00:23:12] Speaker B: You're. [00:23:13] Speaker A: Hey, man, I know we're having fun here and I know we're. I know we're. I know sometimes, you know, we can get in a little over our heads. I. You're not. Yeah. [00:23:24] Speaker B: You're not going to pick yet? No. Here's the reason. Here's the reason I'm not. Here's the reason. I'm not going to pick yet. I'm a little burnt out on you because I spent a lot of time with it. And the second thing is, it's only three minutes. T two. [00:23:37] Speaker A: C two. [00:23:38] Speaker B: I'm not going to repeat. Yeah, over and over. T two. I'll watch for two and a half hours, easy. [00:23:43] Speaker A: I. I. You what? You've done is so egregious. Yeah. Has been there for you for the last 20 years. Now, I know t two's been out longer, but you just watched it, so. [00:24:02] Speaker B: I just got out. [00:24:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:03] Speaker B: Does it. [00:24:04] Speaker A: So. So you're going to take the Mandev, who has been by your side for 20 years, providing you with some of the cody then you didn't get, then take. [00:24:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:15] Speaker A: Out of your wedding. And I know, and I know that you're like, hey, man, DJ was still pretty kicking it. It still worked. It was. We would have had fun. No, we wouldn't have. [00:24:23] Speaker B: No, he wouldn't have. Yeah. Did send it off. [00:24:25] Speaker A: I would have been at your wedding, having a great time. Easily the second best wedding I've ever been to, besides my own. Easily, hands down. Not a question. That whole time we would have been dancing, having a great time. If it's like, all right, guys, gotta wrap up. [00:24:40] Speaker B: I think you make a really good point. If I'm at a wedding and. Yeah, it doesn't play. Was I even at a wedding? [00:24:45] Speaker A: Did I go to a good wedding? Like. No, you didn't. You didn't. [00:24:49] Speaker B: I was trying. You're right. I was trying to slip t two in there and thought you maybe just. [00:24:52] Speaker A: Like, let it go. No, I won't. I will not stand for this. Like, you bring up a good point. [00:24:58] Speaker B: I mean, yeah. Needs to be in the rotation. That is definitely true. [00:25:02] Speaker A: It's the most powerful song of our generation, without question to me. So I got to move you out. [00:25:08] Speaker B: You're right. I tried to get it in there. I think. I can't even argue for t two. [00:25:12] Speaker A: I understand that you're a cinema boy now. [00:25:14] Speaker B: I am. I was at a movie last night called basket case. Ten out of ten would recommend congratulations. [00:25:20] Speaker A: And I. [00:25:21] Speaker B: And I'm. [00:25:21] Speaker A: I love this new journey it's about. [00:25:23] Speaker B: I have to explain basket case to you. [00:25:24] Speaker A: Okay. [00:25:25] Speaker B: It is conjoined twins who are separated when they're like twelve years old. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Okay. And they leave. [00:25:29] Speaker B: One of the control twins is nothing. Not a good. It's not like gonna have a good life. You know, it's just like a blob. Yeah. Not get the good half. [00:25:37] Speaker A: So that's a bummer that they pick. They're like, ah. So we can't just give you each one leg. You get that, right? No. [00:25:44] Speaker B: Yeah. No, they threw the one in the trash. So when the other kid wakes up from the surgery, he can still tell he's psychically linked to his brother. So he still tells. He knows he's alive. He goes, gets him out of the trash, and then they go on a murder rampage to kill the doctors who did it. [00:25:58] Speaker A: Bro, this movie is dog cinema. Cinema is on my list right now. We might actually. Hey, thanks so much for listening to this episode up from the competition. One about your boys. A few things you can do as always, because I gotta go. [00:26:13] Speaker B: Gotta go now. [00:26:14] Speaker A: I gotta go watch this movie, dog. [00:26:16] Speaker B: Worth it. It definitely worth it. So would recommend basket case to all those out there. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Yeah, but I gotta go. Yeah, yeah, I get it moving. [00:26:24] Speaker B: Yeah, let's do. Yeah. Versus crock of meat. [00:26:27] Speaker A: Hey, crock of meat. Who would have thought? Who would have thought you made it to the finals. The fight. No, no. And let's not even say that you made it to the finals. That's not, because that's not what you did. You started in a whole other bracket of the best foods at a super bowl. Nachos, chicken wings, dips and chips, all of it. And you, and you walked out of there, oh, pretty much unscathed. Really. But like, I don't remember there being that much trouble. Like, we kind of realized, Nick, have. [00:27:01] Speaker B: You seen the jerk? The movie that. [00:27:02] Speaker A: The Chevy chase. The jerk. Right. The. [00:27:04] Speaker B: Sorry, the Steve Martin classic. Martin. [00:27:07] Speaker A: I mix up Steve Martin and Chevy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. I've. [00:27:10] Speaker B: Where he wanders through his whole life, becomes a millionaire, gets everything, and like, it's all just happenstance. That's crock of meat, dude. [00:27:17] Speaker A: That's no point. [00:27:18] Speaker B: Did I look at Crocket me and think, we have a heavy hitter here. But look where it is now. [00:27:22] Speaker A: Look where you got. This is a generational run. Almost as impressive as what. Yeah. Has become. Because what you did here, no one could have predicted this. Would have. If the Vegas odds makers, which, by the way, you can bet on FCP. I don't know, it's. We have where, we have a new deal with DraftKings. Go online at. When the brackets get published, you can bet on all the, all the future brackets. So just, you know, log in DraftKings code FCP and they'll get you, they'll get you started on that. [00:27:55] Speaker B: But as the codes FCP 50, because you get, if you put $100, you get 50 bonus dollars added to bets. [00:28:01] Speaker A: Yeah. And so, but just as a reminder, gambling is illegal in Utah. Just give you that whole hour long spiel you get. [00:28:09] Speaker B: We'll put that in and post. [00:28:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it'll be there. It'll be there. [00:28:13] Speaker B: I'm just going to take Renee Young's reading of it because she doesn't so fucking fast on her. [00:28:17] Speaker A: So good. [00:28:18] Speaker B: Yeah, it's gonna cut that and put it right in. [00:28:20] Speaker A: We'll just put that in. And so if you would have bet on crock of me when it. When the sit. When this. When that bracket came out and you were, like, the odds that it would make it to the finals of the boat boat tournament, you would right now, I believe if you would have put a $100 in, you would have. You right now have $120,000. [00:28:41] Speaker B: Yeah. That's insanity. To put that perspective. If you put dollar 100 on. Yeah. By usher, you'd have $107. [00:28:48] Speaker A: Exactly. Yeah. No. No shit. You might owe them money actually. Like, once all the fees and transactions happen, you might actually owe them money when it's all said and done. But, like, even in this bracket, crock of meat beat Talladega nights. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Not like, yeah. [00:29:06] Speaker A: What that. What are we doing? Like, that's crazy. And I. But. And I stand by it. I don't regret. I don't regret it. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Here's the thing. Crock of meat has easily slayed everything that step before it. Right. It's like, the best thing I could do is it's like that jerk kid in an anime who's, like, so fucking good that he beats everyone's ass all the time. Right? [00:29:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:26] Speaker B: The problem is. Yeah. Is the protagonist of the anime. [00:29:29] Speaker A: Like, this is the bullet. Yeah. This is the final comeuppance. Right? This is. This is. [00:29:36] Speaker B: It's not gonna be pretty, dude. [00:29:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:38] Speaker B: Crocomit's like, I'm the best fighter that's ever lived. It's like, Doug, you ain't like. [00:29:41] Speaker A: It's crazy now. [00:29:43] Speaker B: You don't even have hands before it. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Definitely. The. The trajectory is. It starts off as just, like, a meek little, like, I'm just happy to be here. Thank you so much for including me. It was an honor. And now that it's here, it's like I'm gonna destroy. It's sipping. You know, it's smelling itself a little bit. Doesn't smell good, by the way. That is. Hey, Crocker meats. Great. But that smell isn't always perfect. [00:30:05] Speaker B: No. [00:30:05] Speaker A: And it's now stepping up to. Yeah, Usher. It's like Crockett. Crocket meat. You ain't ever got my nuts to butts. No. Nope. [00:30:14] Speaker B: Not one time. Dude. He's done the opposite, for sure. Meat table where I'm sweaty. I'm not ready for nuts to butts. I don't want nuts to butts. [00:30:23] Speaker A: No, not at all. [00:30:24] Speaker B: I want butts to porcelain seats, actually. [00:30:26] Speaker A: Because I got other stuff going on so soon. Yeah, but I. But, man. Yeah, I can't. There's nothing. [00:30:32] Speaker B: No, this is over. It's. Yeah. By Usher. What are we even doing here? Like, we knew the second. [00:30:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:39] Speaker B: When we started that brag in 2004. We knew yet won it. We knew. Yeah. Won this. The problem is, like, when we get to the 16 vote, that's where yeah. Is really gonna have to try. [00:30:49] Speaker A: I do not know even what the last five winners were, if we're being honest. So I don't know right now what it has go. What it could go up against. I do know. But I am worried about the power of. Yeah. Like, I am. Like, there's got to be. I mean, the problem is the power it has because of the nuts to butts ratio. [00:31:10] Speaker B: The nuts to butts ratio is too high. [00:31:12] Speaker A: Too high. Like, it just does have that. And so few things have a high nuts to butts ratio. [00:31:21] Speaker B: It's a very not used often. Dude, I would love to see that political poll on C SPAN. Like, they're like, which one gets you nuts to butts? [00:31:32] Speaker A: Tim Walls is really. [00:31:34] Speaker B: I'm getting it, dog. [00:31:36] Speaker A: To the windows, to the walls. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. Something about walls makes people horny. It just is in a nice. In a nice horn. Like, sometimes they're Skeebee horny, and it's. Yeah, there's that kind, like, I want. [00:31:50] Speaker B: To go and, like, I'm gonna slap you around. Let's go do. No, not walls. It's like, I just kind of, you. [00:31:54] Speaker A: Know, I just want to make some love. Like, I mean, it's nuts to butts, but it's slow, it's nice. It feels good. It's wedding nuts to butts. [00:32:03] Speaker B: Wedding nuts to butts. [00:32:04] Speaker A: Because you do go. You can go nuts to butts at a wedding, but it's just got to be respectful, you know? [00:32:10] Speaker B: Tim Walls is respectful. Nuts to butts. Dude, I. [00:32:14] Speaker A: And I stand by as a. As a Minnesota man myself, I stand by that. I don't know why I'm not. [00:32:20] Speaker B: I know a lot of things about Tim Wallace. Here's what it is. I know he's a good man, an honest man, a teacher, an educator, and he can lay the fucking hype, bro. That's what I hope, Tim. [00:32:30] Speaker A: Well, speaker three gets people horny. Okay. It's crazy. I have tried so many times to be a part of his campaign, and I have pitched this idea so many times, and they're like, we're good. Thank. We'll call you if we need you. And I was kind of hoping, you know, that that debate didn't go well. So he. [00:32:49] Speaker B: I've just been going door to door telling, like, have you heard about Tim walls? And like, no, I'm not interested in politics. I'm like, well, good, because I'm not here to talk about politics at all. [00:32:56] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I have a cease and desist letter. Like, I do have. I actually. This might be violating that. I don't know. We might have to release this after the election because they might not be happy with. This is a direct violation of that cease and desist. But what I can't. I can't not talk about my boy when we're talking about nuts to. [00:33:15] Speaker B: But nuts about the nuts to butts ratio. He's actually the only candidate that's actually, I was gonna say the only candidates ever had that. But Obama and Clinton both had pretty high. Nuts. [00:33:23] Speaker A: Pretty high. Not, hey, so maybe. Hey, hey, start. I guess maybe we'll do best president just so we can try to get in a solid candidate who could potentially go up against. Yeah. Next season is all about trying to. Next series. Sorry. The next series will be all about trying to find something that could battle. Yeah. And has a high enough nuts to butts ratio. God, it's gonna be tough. It's going to be tough. But, hey, that's why we do this work for you. This is for you. This is. This is for you. And we're happy to do it. And shout out, yeah, you made it. You are the boat. Boat series six champion. Thank you all so much for listening to this episode of friendly competition. If you want to help out Chaboys, a few things that you can do, as always, share with a friend, tell a friend, wherever you're listening to this, make sure you hit that. Like that. Followed that. Subscribe and give us five stars wherever you can. [00:34:22] Speaker B: Absolutely. Follow us on all of our social media, Instagram, Facebook, just comely, compod. If you have an idea for a whole 16 team tournament you'd like to see us do, email those to us friendly companies. [email protected]. [00:34:33] Speaker A: As always, shout outs to Charizard for that intro to music. You want to hear more of their stuff? Head over to bandcamp, type in charizard and replace the vowels with sixes. That is going to be it for us, folks. Gonna be a little different. Things are gonna be a little bit different. [00:34:47] Speaker B: Don't figure it out. Don't worry about it. We're not going away yet. [00:34:50] Speaker A: We're not going. I know it may have felt like that and we obviously, you know, you know that there was a little bit of time in between this. Cody and I just busy. We love each other. We've actually, we actually had more, we're actually more bonded. Hey, hey, male listeners, if you, hey, if you haven't have a. Have a boy sleepover, are you gonna. [00:35:11] Speaker B: Should we tell them about midnight steak? [00:35:13] Speaker A: We might talk about it next year. I don't know if you're ready for this. I don't know if you guys are ready for the knowledge that we've found, but just know that we're good. We're, this is still happening. Just going to be a little bit different, but we don't know how and. [00:35:26] Speaker B: People should have more boys sleepovers and. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Have more boys sleepovers with the boys. Okay. You got, it's, hey, it's important. It's healthy. It maybe isn't healthy, but that's fine. You're not going to live forever anyway. So as always, shout out to charizard for that introductory music. You want to hear more of their stuff? And over to bandcamp, type in chars. Oh, wait, did I say, I did say that. That's how we got. [00:35:49] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. And that's why I'm going to say see you on the boat.