[00:00:19] Speaker A: Welcome to Friendly competition, a podcast to discover the best of all time. I'm Nick Carey, alongside my co host and best friend, Cody Lena. We discuss various pop culture topics and narrow it down to truly the best of all time.
[00:00:31] Speaker B: Or as we like to call it, the boat. Before we get some foot on the boat, we put him into a sweet 16 style tournament. We argue each round till we decide a winner. Nick, what cartoon do we use when we decide to step foot on the boat?
[00:00:40] Speaker A: Whatever the hell we want. Code. Do you want some what we're talking about this season?
[00:00:43] Speaker B: Absolutely. We went back into the annals of the last 16 seasons we've done. We compiled all of those winners, and we brought them to the boat, and they were having a nice little cocktail mixer. They're having a great time. Then we started kicking them off. Oh, no. Only one concern. Survive.
[00:00:58] Speaker A: That is right in our ultimate goal of finding out what is the best thing of all. What a bold thing. And you know what is a very bold statement, dude. What's crazy about that, too, is that you and I will decide. That's the whole point of all of this, is to get. Is to do 16 seasons, to get to one champion out of that, to then put those 16 champions into a final tournament to decide the one.
[00:01:22] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:01:22] Speaker A: What's going to be even greater about that is that if you ask us the next day a who won and why, we'll be like, I don't remember.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: Well, who was it? The only way we can be, the only way we can be completely fair and unbiased is to literally, completely disassociate when we do these episodes.
[00:01:41] Speaker A: Exactly why we have to let the great.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: I basically leave my own body and I let the spirit of mankind in. Like I let the world. When you. When you see that dragon Ball Z, when Goku's taking the energy for the spirit bomb and everyone's lending him their strength. That's me every goddamn day on this show.
[00:01:59] Speaker A: And I like to let. No, no.
[00:02:00] Speaker B: Shut up. I'm mad now. I don't get enough credit for letting your guys spirit into my body. You know how rough that is on a human's body?
I've aged ten years in the last year. My. I have. I have Ib's, I have Gerd. I have depression. I didn't have any of that before I started this show. Now, hey, was that maybe. Hey, was that maybe because I didn't have health insurance before I started the show? Didn't know I had those things. Maybe.
[00:02:25] Speaker A: Could be.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: Or it's your fault. All of you. Each and every one of you.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: I like to. I like to embody the. The spirit of cactus Jack.
Cause you said mankind.
[00:02:39] Speaker B: So it's a joke about wrestling. Joke.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: It's a wrestling joke. Anyway, folks, here we are talking about group c. So that means group a and b have already happened. Go listen to those. But once again, we took the 16 champions from this past series. We put them into a bracket. The bracket all just kicked it back to us. Here we are in group c. And then next up, we'll decide group D. But we have the two c crock of meat going up against the 50. Oh. Crock of meat from the best super bowl food that you can bring.
Going up against the 15 seed Talladega Knights, the best will Ferrell movie. And then we have the ten seed, Abby and Alana from Broad City, the winners of the best friend bracket. Cody, where do you want to start?
[00:03:25] Speaker B: Start with crocket meat versus taladega nights. Dude, if we had one of those Twitter accounts that was just, like, pictures of things that make men say, hell, yeah. Like, this is it.
[00:03:33] Speaker A: It's pretty much it.
[00:03:34] Speaker B: Both of these things. If you took a picture of a crocodile or, like, sent me the COVID of Talladega nights, I go, hell yeah, dude.
[00:03:39] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. Every time.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: You're having a good night, brother.
[00:03:42] Speaker A: And just in case anyone, if you didn't listen to Super bowl crock of me, is. Can be meatballs, can be little weenies, can be wet beef that you put onto a sandwich. Sloppy Joe's all. Anything that goes into a crock pot.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: As a hot pot, is it full of meat. There you go.
[00:03:58] Speaker A: There you go.
[00:03:59] Speaker B: That you can eat. We don't want that raw meat. You got to let it cook.
[00:04:01] Speaker A: Yeah, you gotta let it cook. You did have to cook it. That was important. So, Cody, I want to ask you going back now. Now that you've seen it, you spend some time away from it.
[00:04:11] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:04:11] Speaker A: Because when we were. Because when we go. When we make this, we go back and we, like, are like, okay, who is the champion of that? Will Ferrell. You assumed it was anchorman.
[00:04:19] Speaker B: I did.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: And then I. Then I told you it was, in fact, Talladega knights. Does that. How does that sit with you now? Do you feel like once you remembered that. That you were, in fact, right, or do you feel that we might have.
[00:04:31] Speaker B: Got that wrong in the grand scheme of things? Because at the time, I'm sure whatever convoluted logic we used, whatever. Whatever spirit I was channeling, probably, I.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: Will say for anyone that's curious. In the final four, I don't remember all of them, but I do know step brothers and Anchorman had to go against each other before they made it to the finals. So Anchorman did beat step brothers and then went up against Talladega Knights.
[00:04:54] Speaker B: I think we might have, because at the end of the day, when we think about the zeitgeist, it is anchorman.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: Right, okay. But here's. We didn't ask for what's the most popular?
[00:05:04] Speaker B: We asked for the best.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: We asked for the best. And I would, and I actually, I want to stand on ten toes about this and say, we fucking nailed it. I just rewatched Talladega nights that I was, like, just putting something on. I just needed anything, and I was like, oh, talladega nights is on Hulu. Great, let's put it on. I watched it and then had the thought, forgetting, we've fucking done this already. And I had the thought of being like, all I remember is that we've done will Ferrell movies. And I just hoped, I was like, I hope we picked Talladega night. This thing, this is, has all the, the promise, all the, like, him totally immersed in a character, like, in Anchorman, which is part of what people love. It is infinitely quotable.
[00:05:42] Speaker B: I think we actually. Right, because there's more emotional growth. It was more of a full movie, Tony. Yes, more of a movie. Yeah, I think you're right.
[00:05:48] Speaker A: And it gets dumber and sillier in the ways that I think. I love it. I was so happy that this, it was right and that it was Talladega nights. I do think this is the best. It is not the most popular. Let's be very clear about that.
[00:05:59] Speaker B: Here's the thing. Let's think of it this way, though, right? Your boy, we're getting all, we're all getting all the boys together in, like, two weeks, right? All this is not a joke. We're getting the boys all together in two weeks.
[00:06:07] Speaker A: Yeah, we are.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: One of our boys calls up and he's like, yo, yo, yo, I'm coming to the party. I'm going to bring. And he says, talladega nights. I'm like, no, dog, don't. What? No, but if he says, I got a big crock of meat, oh, hell yeah, do bring that.
[00:06:20] Speaker A: Okay. Correct, correct. As far as bringing. But I'm saying get those same boys in this, in the room. Whatever we've, we've done, whatever the purpose is now we're kind of at the, like that next phase of, like, well, are we going to leave this good energy here? Do we kind of just need to cool down, though, if one of those boys says, hey, guys, you mind if we put on Talladega nights? Hell yeah.
[00:06:39] Speaker B: Hell yeah, I don't mind. Hell yeah. Same, okay. Same scenario. We've done the thing we're going to do. One of the boys says, I'm going to put on Talladega days. I'm going to say, hell yeah. But if someone goes, what about this big crock of meat I had hidden in my pocket that's ready to go? We're all going to go, oh, hell yeah. Crack some cans. It's going to be, dude, the crocket meet's going to get people going in a way that taladeka knights can't.
[00:07:02] Speaker A: I mean, you're not wrong.
[00:07:04] Speaker B: Talladega nights can keep the vibe going, but a crock of meat can get the vibe going. Elevate. Keep the vibe going. Elevate the vibe. And also it could be the reason we're here.
[00:07:15] Speaker A: Yes, you're right. It can't be the focal point.
[00:07:17] Speaker B: Someone's going to call me back, hey, we're watching Talladega nights, like now. I got, you know, other stuff to do. But if someone's like, I got a big crock of meat, I'm going, yeah.
[00:07:24] Speaker A: Hey, I made, hey, I made italian beef sandwiches. It's good. We're just going to have it in a crock pot so you can come through, make yourself italian beef and watch talented nights. Well, now I'm coming over. You're right.
[00:07:31] Speaker B: I'm coming over. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:33] Speaker A: Okay. I, man, you are right about that. God, what is crock of meat, man? That is, I am sorry for our vegetarian and vegan listeners that you, I don't know what it is for you. I don't know if it counts. If I, if we put a bunch of cauliflower in a bowl and cover it in bar in barbecue sauce or our hot sauce, if that counts for you. I can't imagine it's the same vibe crock of meat because there's so much potential in a crock of meat. I can, you can always make little sandwiches. You can always just poke it with a little. I get my toothpick and I'm just grabbing some out of there. I'm curious about the sauce.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: What are we, dude, if you say, hey, there's a crock of meat in there, dude, it could be anything. It could be little wieners. It could be pulled pork. It could be italian beef, meatball bruh. And I'm not sad about any of it.
[00:08:22] Speaker A: Dog. It could be hot dogs. It could be hot dogs in water. It like, that's what. And I'm like, oh, sick. Nice. I can just get a dog whenever I want. Not my favorite croc. I'm not saying it's my favorite crocomie. I'm just saying. Not bummed out.
[00:08:37] Speaker B: I'm not bummed out, dude, a dog party? Are you kidding me, dude?
[00:08:41] Speaker A: What croc. What is the hold croc meat?
[00:08:44] Speaker B: What have you done?
[00:08:45] Speaker A: Crocombeats is.
[00:08:46] Speaker B: It does hit. It's a very. I think. Yeah, sure. So it's Wilfrid's best movie. I'll stand by that. That we made that decision.
[00:08:52] Speaker A: Yeah, but if it's the right, though.
[00:08:54] Speaker B: It'S crock of meat.
[00:08:55] Speaker A: The science. You approved it. You proved the science. You did. You did all the calculations. Cody, I'm going to move crock of meat on with you here. So crock of meat will go up against either breakfast burrito or Abby and Alana.
[00:09:10] Speaker B: Cody, I could Nick. I could see an episode of Broad City where their friendship is almost torn apart because of a really good breakfast burrito.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: Fuck it. They. They both have a favorite breakfast burrito spot. So when they're both like, yeah, let's go get a breakfast bureau. Obviously, we're going to go to. And then they both say different ones. And now it's just that episode of them just debating, like, yeah.
[00:09:30] Speaker B: Or even something more ridiculous for them. Like, Abby or one of them is like, had a bad one night stand and they're locked in a high or, like, a college dorm. They didn't realize they hooked up with a 19 year old kid. They're super embarrassed, and they're trapped in, like, a unisex our bathroom somewhere at a college. But the other one has plans to get a burrito at a spot that's really hard to get into. So they're like, you need to come save me. It's like, I just ordered my burrito.
[00:09:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Please don't make me leave. All I want.
Should have wrote Broad City. That's a great episode. I love it.
[00:09:58] Speaker B: I would have watched that episode.
[00:09:58] Speaker A: I love that episode. I want that episode. All right. Breakfast burrito.
Very good.
[00:10:04] Speaker B: Very good.
[00:10:04] Speaker A: Had one again recently, dog.
[00:10:06] Speaker B: Best practice food, by the way. This is what this was. Best breakfast.
[00:10:08] Speaker A: Yep. Best practice.
[00:10:09] Speaker B: I stand by this. Yeah.
[00:10:11] Speaker A: Oh, you ain't moving me off this opinion. You can maybe sway me politically, but you're not going to change my views on the best breakfast food it is definitively breakfast brew. Abby and Alana, though, you know, we do our research. So we went back and watched Broad city. It definitely inspired me to keep watching. I kept. I was like, it's a very, very fun show. Well, maybe this isn't the one I'm the most sure on, if we got it right, because I'm, like, little niche, little specific. Right. You know, there's a lot of other best friends out there that we didn't. That. That did not make the cut.
[00:10:43] Speaker B: Turk and JD took a tumble.
[00:10:45] Speaker A: Obviously, that was tough for us. So it's just one of those, though, where if I'm so sure on breakfast burrito, but I'm not as sure on Abby and Alana, is that the answer, or is there more? Is there something I'm not seeing here? Right. Because a breakfast burrito can sustain me physically.
[00:11:05] Speaker B: There's people who can't have a breakfast burrito. Right, right. Gluten free, maybe allergies, whatever. There's always something like, I can't do breakfast burrito, but everybody can have friendship. So are we saying that the power of friendship is not as strong as the power of a good breakfast burrito?
[00:11:21] Speaker A: Ian, this is why I needed you, brother. This is why I need you. I needed to hear those words. Cause, yes, you're right. What were. What the. What the bracket for best friendship was celebrating was friendship. And in fact, saying, this is the friendship you should be looking for. Look towards your. Your abbeys and alanas.
[00:11:38] Speaker B: Yeah. That's our north star. In friendship.
[00:11:40] Speaker A: In friendship. And see, this is what it should look like. This is what your mirror of friendship should look like for breakfast burrito. We're just saying, hey, if you're at a. If you're at a diner, get a breakfast breakfast burrito. Like, go get yourself that breakfast burrito. That's gonna be the best thing on the menu. Which, in hindsight, not as big as the power. Friendship.
[00:11:56] Speaker B: Mm hmm. But all friendships are made differently, Nick.
[00:11:59] Speaker A: I know, but don't you kind of. Don't you think the world would generally be better if most friendships were kind of. Abby. Closer to Abby and Alana than they weren't?
[00:12:06] Speaker B: Nick, how often. Okay, how much time would you spend considering not being my friend if I told you you could have that breakfast burrito that we got in San Diego whenever you wanted, hot and fresh, no questions asked, just.
[00:12:18] Speaker A: I have a. I have a burrito button. You have a burrito button?
[00:12:21] Speaker B: Bam. There it is.
[00:12:22] Speaker A: Bamdez. Oh, you gotta consider. I'm not offended, dude. No, no, of course. No, you wouldn't ask it if you didn't. If you didn't expect me to not waffle a little bit here and be like, well, hold on now. I mean, anytime I want, just.
[00:12:37] Speaker B: That's my burrito, by the way. Whatever. Breakfast burritos, your best. That one.
[00:12:40] Speaker A: I get it. No, they're all. Yeah, no, I know which one I'm thinking of, and it's still down there. And that is. I wonder. See, the problem is, I have to assume, okay? I have to assume at some point, if I have enough breakfast burritos, I will, in fact, get sick of them. Right?
[00:12:55] Speaker B: What is. What is the rate of return on breakfast burritos?
[00:12:58] Speaker A: Right? What is. What is the diminishing value? When do I hit? I can't imagine it. It's past 100 for sure. Whereas for friendship, I do. And I mean this. I think I could spend most of my time with you, and I would not get sick of you.
[00:13:13] Speaker B: Yeah, we. Cause we have done that. We spent weeks with each other, and it's been totally fine.
[00:13:17] Speaker A: And, I mean, we've learned that we can disagree. We've learned how to disagree and still handle it. Well, I think we've pretty much navigated the whole, like, anything else that's going to come up that would break up a friendship, you know?
[00:13:28] Speaker B: So, yeah, I think we sorted it. Yeah.
[00:13:30] Speaker A: I mean, so it's tough, is I do think our friendship could endure. Whereas my love for the breakfast burrito, even if I can have one all the time, I will hit a point of, maybe I'll get the french toast.
[00:13:42] Speaker B: Cool.
[00:13:42] Speaker A: I'm never going to say no to French.
[00:13:44] Speaker B: I bet I. I bait and switched you because I'm picking breakfast burrito because of the Abby Lana angle. I agree. We picked very good friends, but that's. Our friendship's way different than theirs. And friendship is a spectrum, all right? It doesn't have to be exactly the same. Breakfast burrito is a piece of art, and everyone should be treated with respect and profound love.
[00:14:02] Speaker A: Now, you worked me into a shoot, Cody. Cause now I'm over here. Got a little too heavy. Put a little too much dip on my chip on the friendship one. Now I'm over here, like, well, that's a good point about breakfast.
[00:14:14] Speaker B: I'm just in your head, dude. I can get you to vote, whatever.
[00:14:17] Speaker A: I want the levers that you know where they are. And just, like, that's what I've learned.
[00:14:23] Speaker B: That's what I've learned in this show. Talking about friendship.
Nick's over here learning how he's learning how me and him disagree. He's learning how we argue in a healthy way. He's learning how we share special boundaries. I'm over here. Like, I've mastered manipulating Nick to a degree where he's just a puppethe.
[00:14:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I just. I have that mo. I look back at my life after, like, 50 years, and I'm like, wait, has every decision been made by Cody? Like, I look back, I find out that you're the one who, like, somehow connected me and Kelly. Like, you, like, made sure her profile, like, got in front of me or something. Or just all. Or, like, you said all the things about you knew that I'd eventually find Kelly. And so you're like, all right, hold on. I had to tell him a few things about this girl before I. That's the one I want him to marry. So I got to figure this out.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: The seed.
[00:15:12] Speaker A: I. You know what? This is the problem, brother. You worked yourself into a shoe. And now I'm picking Abby and Alana. So we will settle there. We will settle this the only way we know how with the american voting coin of 2004, is brought to you by random.org. we got John Kerry facing up, which means George Bush is on the other side. Low seed gets the pick. That's going to be me. Honestly, if I. And we might have said this during that season, but if I had to pick a best friend, I'm going George Bush.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, if it's between him and Sean Kerry, no fucking doubt, dude.
[00:15:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm going George Bush is like. I mean, I'd rather hang out.
[00:15:44] Speaker B: You know, at least George Bush might have coke or something. Like, least John Kerry's not going to do. John Kerry's going to talk. He's like, do you know the difference between a Roth Ira and a standard? Yeah, I do, John. Fuck off.
[00:15:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't care, man. I'm trying to bro down, dude. All right, well, we will. That's George Bush, baby. All right, so Abby and Alana going up against a crock of meat, which, to be honest, I think they would appreciate that this is their. This is their fight.
[00:16:14] Speaker B: I think they. They would appreciate the breakfast burrito, too. They understand. They understand.
[00:16:18] Speaker A: They get it. They get it. All right, so we got crock of meat, the best Super bowl food, going up against Abby and Alana. So let's put them in each other's brackets. Cody, if. If. If you're asking me what I'm bringing to the Super bowl party and I bring Abby and Alana, fun, but maybe a little. A little distracting.
[00:16:36] Speaker B: A little distracting. A little much. Maybe especially a little. We're getting Abby and Alana from the show.
[00:16:42] Speaker A: Yep. Yeah. We're not talking the actress.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: We know hijinks are going to ensue. It's going to be a lot. And I'm just trying to watch the big game. I'm trying to see this commercial. Where Dido. Did you hear about this commercial, by the way? Dido. There's a tank, right? And it's just destroying the countryside. And Dido gets out of it and a dragon picks her up and flies off. And then it just says, at. And t. Don't get it. I don't understand it.
[00:17:02] Speaker A: They're really trying the meme economy right now that, like, these commercials are trying to create where you're like, I don't think that's anything. Right. Is that a reference to something? Did I miss?
[00:17:13] Speaker B: Did I just try to go viral, dude? And why they picked I do, I'll never know.
[00:17:17] Speaker A: That's the point, though.
[00:17:18] Speaker B: He doesn't even sing.
[00:17:19] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. They don't even play. They don't play any of her songs over it.
[00:17:23] Speaker B: No. They play a Sinead O'Connor song in the background. I think they got mixed controversially. I think they got confused. I think they thought Dido saying that song.
[00:17:31] Speaker A: They were like, well, we've already. We already paid the rights for the Sinead O'Connor song. But she is. But you're telling me she's dead. Fuck. All right.
[00:17:38] Speaker B: I thought that was Dido.
[00:17:40] Speaker A: I really did. I gotta be honest. I really thought that was a dido song. Okay, just get Dido anyway, then. Just. It's fine. People. People probably make the mistake.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: So I agree. Probably gonna try to hook up with one of our friends, too. And that's tough because a lot of our friends are married, so that would be a problem. But if broad city. Or if for best friends, can a crock of meat be a best friend? Is it. Is it a marriage between sauce and me as a friendship?
[00:18:07] Speaker B: Dude, I've had. I've had moments where I've had, like, crock of meat and I'm eating it. And for a brief period of time, that crocodile is my best friend. There's no one else I'd be rather be spending my time with than that crocomie, you know, at the.
[00:18:20] Speaker A: At the Super bowl party, you're like, you're my real friend here, Croc.
[00:18:23] Speaker B: You're my real friend. Hey. Hey. Pulled pork sliders. You're my real friend.
[00:18:28] Speaker A: You're the real friend tonight. It's not. I know I'm around all the people closest to me, but it's really you. It's really you. I would. I would let everyone go if it meant I could save you.
[00:18:37] Speaker B: Just tonight.
Oh, fuck, dude. Okay, this is hard.
[00:18:43] Speaker A: It is. Hey, we have to. That's.
[00:18:45] Speaker B: We.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: This is our burden, but we have to do it. We have to.
[00:18:48] Speaker B: Would you rather be pegged by Abby and Alana or a crocodile?
[00:18:51] Speaker A: Good question. Good. Quite. I do. I'm worried that if crock of meat is pegging me, I think that it's gonna. I think it starts off too rough in a way that's not fun and kind of ruins the experience.
I think Abby or Alana, we're gonna have some fun, you know, and during. And also, I don't think crocodile likes to talk during sex. And I. At the end of the day, like, this is a fun thing we're doing. We're two humans sharing our body. Let's have some fun. Let's joke around. I'd rather. I would rather be pegged by Abby and Alana. What is. And I do need your full opinion.
[00:19:29] Speaker B: Yes, I would. I think I. I have to be. I'm not. I don't get pegged often.
[00:19:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:19:35] Speaker B: So it's. It's not something I'm used to. So I think I'd go with Croc and me. Cause I feel like I'd be more in control. Abby, maybe. But I feel like if Alana got into it, she'd get too into it, and then, like, I'm not in the driver's seat. I feel like, for this sort of situation, I need to be in the driver's seat, and I don't think Alana would do that. I don't think Alana is going to drive.
[00:19:52] Speaker A: Lana's going to want to drive. I think. I think I'm willing to take the drive she wants to go on. I don't think. I just don't trust what crocomie is going to be handling back. I also think crocomie might get self conscious. I think that they're not really, like, as confident about it, and they're just like, do you really want me to do this? I'm like, well, I just want to try it. Why not? You know, sex is a spectrum. You might as well figure it all out.
[00:20:13] Speaker B: You got to know where you fall on it. I understand.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: Right. Exactly. And if you don't like something, then you don't like it, and you don't do it again. That's all. But, like, try it out. See what? See if it tickles your fancy. So in that regard, in that metric, I would like to get pegged by. By Alana.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: I mean, Crockett. I mean, I feel like it's a safer space.
[00:20:30] Speaker A: That's fair. Let's. Okay, but what's. Is there? How many. Here's the thing that I think I keep coming to, though. I just feel there are more spaces that I could bring crock of meat to than I could Abby and Alana. You know what? Like, it's what you said. If I. It doesn't matter what I show up to. I. This could be. I could be showing up to a quinceanetta. Like, a crock of meat. Great. No one's about it. A bris rock of me. I made a lot of calamari.
You know, I'm just saying, there's so many spaces where I love Abby and Alana and I love their friendship, but as the person who's not in it, right, I'm the third wheel. I can't bring that everywhere.
[00:21:11] Speaker B: But crock of meat energy.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: Yeah, but crock of meat can bring anywhere. And the only thing. The only caveat with Abby, Lana, I have to give a lot of caveats. Like, no, they're really sweet, actually. They're very fun. No, no, no. They just get a little silly. It's fine. Yeah, she's doing coke, but it's fine. Crock of meat. The only thing I have to say is, hey, if you're vegetarian or vegan, you shouldn't eat that.
[00:21:30] Speaker B: Dude, I'm thinking, like, I was trying to think, like, where do I not want to see a crock of meat? But everything I keep saying, like, even I was like, beach. Never seen crocking meat at the beach. I would love it if I'm in 7th grade chemistry class and someone walks in, is like, hey, I got a crock of meat. For some reason. Love that.
[00:21:44] Speaker A: Like, there's only one day. There is only one day. That that is not true. And that. That is the day that we do. We got the formaldehyde pigs and we're cutting. Yeah, dude, that's the one. Cause then I'm always gonna be like, wait a second. You're not using that for the pulled pork, right? That's not. No, no, they're separate. I know. I know you say they're separate, but I could. I see where you could. Did you make photos of your doing this at your house? Not using.
[00:22:06] Speaker B: Please let me watch the tape back I'm not gonna crack meat. I think you're right. The friendship is powerful. Abby and lan are too powerful. Cracking meat is powerful enough.
[00:22:16] Speaker A: I'm with you here. I think. I think I gotta move crock of meat on as well. It's just.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: It's more of a gentle lover.
[00:22:23] Speaker A: It's. I maybe, but I also don't think it's a fun lover. I wanna be clear. I don't think croc meat is as much. I think maybe it's fun to make love to crocombe, but I don't think crocod can make love to you.
[00:22:34] Speaker B: Okay, that's fair. But for what I for, especially for the pegging situation, that's kind of what I need at this time.
[00:22:38] Speaker A: That's fair. And that's really fine, too. So folks here, croc of me going to be our group C champion. And that is it, folks. Thanks so much for listening to this episode of friendly competition. If you want about shabboys, a few things that you can do, as always, share with a friend, tell a friend, wherever you're listening to this, make sure you hit that. Like that. Follow that, subscribe and wherever you can. Give us those five stars, please.
[00:23:01] Speaker B: Absolutely false. On all of our social media, Instagram, Facebook, just look up at friendly compod. If you have an idea for whole 16 team tournament you'd like to see us do, or if you have someone you'd really, really like to get pegged by, email
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[00:23:15] Speaker A: Top 16 presidents to be pegged.
[00:23:19] Speaker B: Wait, are we pegging the president?
[00:23:21] Speaker A: I think. I think we're pegging the president.
[00:23:23] Speaker B: Okay, got it.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: So it's the top 16 presidents. You want to see us peg, I think, is how it goes.
[00:23:30] Speaker B: That's an easy. We get pegged by. I don't know, there's a few presidents I would not allow to peg me.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: There's. Yeah, no, there's definitely some no's for sure.
Consent's important. Shout out to charizard for that introductory music. You want to hear more of their stuff? And over to band camp, type in Charizard, replace the vowels with sixes. That's going to be it for us, folks. Group D coming out on Wednesday. But until then, I've been Nick Carey.
[00:23:50] Speaker B: And I'm Cody Alino. See you on the boat.
