Group C Funny Phobias

Episode 3 March 25, 2024 00:27:16
Group C Funny Phobias
Friendly Competition
Group C Funny Phobias

Mar 25 2024 | 00:27:16

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The mysteries of the human body are terrifying and profound. And do not worry, we scientifically figure out the best and worst bald person, according to history. 

 

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[00:00:18] Speaker A: Welcome to friendly competition, a podcast discovered the best of all time. I'm Nick Carey alongside my coast and best friend, Cody Lena. Discuss various pop culture topics and narrow it down to truly the best of all time. [00:00:29] Speaker B: Or as we like to call it, the boat. But morning it. Step foot on the boat. We put everything into a sweet 16 style tournament. We argue each round, so we decide a winner. Nick, what criteria do we use when we decide to step his foot on the boat? [00:00:39] Speaker A: Whatever the hell we want. Cody, do you want to tell them what we're talking about this season? [00:00:42] Speaker B: Absolutely. We are talking about modern fears. We've transcended. We killed the shadow man. Me and Nick did it. You guys can stop worrying about the shadow man. He's dead. Night vulture still around, but keep doing your push ups. You'll be fine. So now that it's only the night vulture, every modern thing that you should be afraid of is dead at the hands of Nick and I. No more vampires, no more werewolves, no more shadowmen. So now we get to be afraid of just fun stuff. We get to get some of those quirky, kooky little fears that'll make you really stand out at your next little party with all your hip friends. [00:01:14] Speaker A: Yeah, you know your fear parties, where you go there and you tell each other, like, hey, what are you afraid of? What's your little niche? Fear. Honestly, some of these sound like rich people just wanting to have a personality, to be fair. How dumb some of these phobias are. We're talking about silly phobias, folks. And some of these, you're like, are you actually afraid of that, like, in a genuine way, or are you just trying to have a personality? You know what I'm saying? So, folks, here we are in group C, meaning group A and B already happened. Go listen to those. But we went to chat GPT, we said, give us your 16 silliest fears. It gave us a list. We gave it to the brachatologist. And here we are in group C, where we have the two seed peledophobia, the fear of bald people or balding, the 15 seed going up against nomophobia. Six, which is the fear of being without your mobile phone coverage or access to one's phone. And then we also have the matchup with seven seed omphalophobia, which is the fear of belly buttons going up against the ten seed hexacosio. Hexaphobia. That was 100% perfect, and I'm not doing again. [00:02:31] Speaker B: You don't need to. You nailed it. I'll just copy that. Every time I'll just say, I'll put it on the soundboard, and we'll just hit that every time. [00:02:40] Speaker A: Boom. That is the fear of the number six. Cody, where do you want to start? [00:02:47] Speaker B: I'll start with the belly buttons in the six six, six. Since we're already in that space and we don't want to have to re pronounce the word before people forget about it. Okay. It's wild. Okay. Yeah. Amalophobia. I get the fear of belly button. You remember the matrix when they put that thing in his belly button and then they suck it out? The belly button? Dude, I totally understand that fear. Sometimes I just look at my belly button, and I want to explore the space. Well, yeah. [00:03:12] Speaker A: You're almost like, wait, is that the easiest way to get inside of my body? The amount of surgeries that they do through the belly button, they're like, oh, we'll just start there. Yeah. I'm like, why is this the. Is this, like, a front side butthole that we're not talking about? It's a tight one. It's real tight. And not a lot gets out. But we can. If we play with it a little bit and we spend a little time on it, we can get up there pretty easy, actually. I don't like that. [00:03:42] Speaker B: I don't like it at all. [00:03:43] Speaker A: Dude, can I ask. This is a real question. This is a personal question. We can cut this, and no one has to know. Okay. What's your belly button lint situation? [00:03:53] Speaker B: Mine's low. It used to be big, but it's not anymore. [00:03:56] Speaker A: Dog, I tit every single day because. [00:04:01] Speaker B: You'Re such a hairy man. Dude. It pulls it all to the center. [00:04:04] Speaker A: I don't understand it, though. When you watch videos of how lint works, it literally is your body's hair scraping cotton, and then that cotton rolls down your happy trail and gathers in your belly button. Folks, I'm not kidding you. When I tell you every day, I pull out about a dime size, not, like thickness, but in circumference of lint. Every day, I will tell you for. [00:04:27] Speaker B: The record that I don't have to pull lint out of my belly button ever. [00:04:32] Speaker A: That's not fair. [00:04:33] Speaker B: If I find lint in my belly button, it's like, oh, hey, look at that. [00:04:36] Speaker A: Then explain God to me. Explain your God. Who did this? Why would you make models so different? One of us is right. One of us, our bodies is running the exact way it's supposed to run, and the other one is an abomination. And I don't understand. If there's a God. If there's a God. So I'm just Catholics, Christians. I don't think you have a God fully. Get at me and explain why your God chose to do this. [00:05:07] Speaker B: Nick, this might be the most ignorant thing I've ever said, all right? And I don't understand it. Okay, so when I'm in the tank, I'm plugged in through the hole, straight to mom, right? And she's giving me all her good juice that I need to thrive. [00:05:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:22] Speaker B: When I come out, they cut that. So now I'm free. Yes. If I am older and I need juice because I'm sick or I have bad diet or something, can we just plug. Not back to mom, but why don't we make an artificial thing that we can just plug in there and give me the juice? [00:05:37] Speaker A: Just put the good juice back in. [00:05:39] Speaker B: Good juice back in. Why are we making it so hard? Why do we have to do. It's right there. We have a plug, right? Use it. [00:05:47] Speaker A: Plug me in, doc. [00:05:49] Speaker B: Use the outlet. [00:05:50] Speaker A: I have the female receiver for the outlet. Plug your outlet. Plug in the male receiver. Hey, you want to know something that's disgusting and I never want to think about again? Is an innie and an Audi fucking. [00:06:02] Speaker B: That's awful. [00:06:03] Speaker A: That's enough to give me the fear right there. If I watch that video, I'd be like, stop. Please don't do this. Have we tortured people with that? Because I think we'd get answers so much quicker than waterboarding. If it's like, no. Watch these two. This is an Audi belly button, and this is an innie, and they're going to have sex with each other. [00:06:18] Speaker B: I don't like that. Exophobia is nothing. The fear of six. Six, six. Dude. It's the beast. [00:06:24] Speaker A: How dare you say this is nothing? I lived this, okay? I lived this. Oh, my God. When I was a youth and I was a left behind kid, right? Like, you know that I read the book series left behind, and so I was always worried about the return of the beast, right? I was on top of any conspiracy. [00:06:46] Speaker B: Theory, anything out there, rapture. [00:06:48] Speaker A: So I was terrified of the rapture, dude. And so that meant because you're terrified of the rapture. It is wild to me that the Bible called out a number, though. That's the part that's so wild that the Bible is like, hey, by the way, three sixes together. Terrible, terrible, terrible, bad, bad. Because it also doesn't give you winning lottery numbers, just losing one. Like, give us some good luck. Numbers, too, though. If you're going to sit there and give me bad news, at least a fortune cookie has the fucking decency to put in that week's lotto numbers, too, into my fortune. [00:07:22] Speaker B: I understand that, Nick. Here's my thing about the number and why we shouldn't be afraid of it at all. Every civilization before and every civilization since will give us a date or a number where everything's supposed to go to shit. And we've passed a billion of them at this point, and no one's called it. So I'm just going to say your numbers don't add up. It does add up. [00:07:42] Speaker A: You remember belly button? Hey, my guy, though, what were you doing on June 6, 2006? Do you remember? [00:07:49] Speaker B: No. [00:07:50] Speaker A: That day you weren't a little on edge that you don't have a memory of that day? I did kind of spit in God's face. I did go to the omen because they released the remake of the omen. So I did go to that with some friends. And I just remember, though, until it passed 06:00 central standard time, because that's when the God would have taken society. No, mountain standard, because I was back home. [00:08:14] Speaker B: That's what we're in. Goes with whatever time zone I'm in. [00:08:18] Speaker A: I'm in. So once it passed 06:00 p.m.. I was like, oh, this probably isn't real. And that is when my fear went away. I was like, man, hey, big guy, this is like, the best day. If you want to make a statement about it, at least drop a natural disaster. Drop the next track. Like, drop another ten commandments on us. At least give us something. [00:08:43] Speaker B: Here's another thing. If he's going to drop his newest mix on that day, he's going to drop it in Jerusalem. So I'll have time to assess the situation before it gets to me. [00:08:54] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I mean, that's fair. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Or mountain standard. I got to lock him belly button time because that shit, I'm uncomfortable of thinking about it. So it's working. [00:09:04] Speaker A: That's fair. I also drove my license plate number because when you get a license plate, when you ask to have it mailed to you, I've learned they save the six six sixes for that. So, like, I had a six six six license plate for many years. No accidents. Funny enough, zero accidents with the six six six. So at that point, I'm like, I ain't the devil. So, yeah, I'm with you here. Let's move on. Belly buttons, where it will go up against pelatophobia. The fear of bald or being bald against 15 seed namophobia, the fear of losing cell reception or access to your phone. Now, the fear of losing access to your phone. That fine. I would like to focus on cell service. Just being afraid of getting out of rain, because also, let's be clear about something on a timeline, like cell phone coverage for the longest time was ass. It's just gotten to pretty full coverage, like, in the United States, specifically, where you can kind of be anywhere within the country and still likely have a cell phone signal, right? Except for pockets of Utah, Wyoming, Montana, the bigger spaces. I'm saying I can go out to my grandma's house in the middle of fucking nowhere in North Dakota and get 5g. So we're doing pretty good. So how long were you having this phobia, though? [00:10:24] Speaker B: Maybe. I think this is not a fear of the phone and not having service, Nick. It's a fear of finally being free, finally being unshackled, untethered to this mortal coil of capitalism that we all have given into. [00:10:40] Speaker A: And that finally, for what? [00:10:42] Speaker B: Because even if it's just a brief few fleeting moments that you're without signal, you're truly free and your body can't handle it. Your body cannot handle the freedom. [00:10:52] Speaker A: I would say, too, I think you have a point, because anytime people go on some kind of wellness retreat or just something happens where maybe you forgot to charge your phone, so, like, the rest of the day, you're without your phone, there is always that moment where you're kind of like, oh, yeah, once I just couldn't have access to it. I just didn't care. It's almost like none of this shit, none of these likes, none of these DMs, none of these advertisements, none of these push notifications actually matter more than being here, present in this moment with the people in front of me. It's awesome. On other flip side of that, though, is if it happens and I'm by myself, then I do have to be alone with my own thoughts. And as we've discussed, that is the biggest fear. Number one fear. My own brain. [00:11:45] Speaker B: What's going on up there? Let's dig around. No, thank you. Here's the thing. I'm thinking about pelophobia, right? Is that the bald one? Yes. I like to think I see these people with their comb overs, and they're doing everything that they can to hide their bald. And I think, just embrace it. Just give into the fact that you're bald and shave it. But then I think about myself, and I like, to think I would do that, but I got this perfect head. [00:12:05] Speaker A: Of hair over here. Strong. [00:12:07] Speaker B: Yeah. It's kind of tough, powerful, and, like, I don't know, man. I might hold on to every fucking inch. It might be a battle. I might be playing red zone defense against this hair loss. [00:12:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I hear you. And there's something to be said. If maybe I caught. If I go and get my hair cut and my barber starts to be like, hey, it's kind of getting a little thinner than usual. And that's like, hey, I could take some pills. I could take some shampoos, and we can try to fight it that way. That I think I would do 100%. But it really is the holding on instead of just accepting fate. Right? [00:12:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:46] Speaker A: That's the part where, because as a man with gorgeous head of hair, when I see the men who are holding on, I'm like, you're sad. You're weak. You're pathetic. But then I look at the men who cut it all off, and I'm like, you're brave. You're bold. I like your stance. Maybe you got to just flip that mindset. [00:13:02] Speaker B: No, I think we're wrong. What if you're not afraid of going bald? What if you're afraid that every bald person is a member of a secret cabal? We just watched John Wick three, and what I learned from John Wick three is that every person in the city of New York is a professional secret assassin. Now, I think that's ridiculous. Obviously, it's a movie, and that's insane. But what I am saying is, every bald person is a secret assassin. What if that's true? We don't know, Nick. We're the last people they would tell about the secret bald cabal. Well, right? Yeah, exactly. [00:13:33] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. We're not in it, that's for sure. Because this is thick hair. [00:13:36] Speaker B: Well, from this standpoint, sexy, luxurious. [00:13:41] Speaker A: If I'm an assassin. Right. I don't want to be leaving detritus around. [00:13:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:47] Speaker A: This is evidence. All of this beautiful, magnificent hair. They would find one follicle of my beautiful locks and be like, it was a very sexy man with great hair that did this, and we'd have to go find him then. [00:14:00] Speaker B: He's already narrowed it down to 1% of the population, because the look is good. And have hair as luscious as nick and I, that is a feat. [00:14:09] Speaker A: I'm going to get caught quickly. So it's like, no, I got to be bald. I got to have no hair. I mean, also, why I won't become an assassin because I need these laws. [00:14:18] Speaker B: All right. Okay. So now that we have agreed that if you're bald, you're an assassin, what if they're not afraid of going bald because they don't love their hair? What if they're afraid that they see the hair going and they know that they're going to have to spill human blood? It's not a choice. You don't get to pick to be an assassin. And once you're chosen into this fraternity of men who kill for sport, you don't have a choice. [00:14:40] Speaker A: No, that's fair. But can I ask you another question, Cody? I want to go back to a game we've already played with beards. Can you give me. Now we're going to play a little different. The coolest and the lamest bald people. Because I'm going to be honest here. Coolest. I mean, you got Mr. Clean, you got Vin Diesel, you've got a few Michael Jordan, Bruce Willis. [00:14:59] Speaker B: Dude, dial Bruce Willis. [00:15:00] Speaker A: Like we've got cool bald. And I'm talking. I'm not talking with any hair. [00:15:06] Speaker B: I'm talking full Halle Mandel. [00:15:10] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Okay. [00:15:11] Speaker A: I did need is. Okay. So on one side of it, you could be Vin Diesel, Michael Jordan. On the other side, Howie Mendele. Not great. But you are a host on America's got Talent. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Yeah, that's fair. [00:15:25] Speaker A: Even though you have lacked any for decades. You got to do deal or no deal. [00:15:29] Speaker B: That would have been fun. I think, actually what we did realize is the best bald person is probably Steve Harvey. [00:15:33] Speaker A: He's crushing. Yeah. What a great bald experience. So I'm just saying, if this is. [00:15:38] Speaker B: Your fear, you can't look at Steve Harvey and be scared. You can't do it. No. [00:15:44] Speaker A: Just walk into the Steve Harvey light. That's his pearly whites, his teeth. Look into them and follow. And then take it off. Just go. Your life will be better. I will say, my Barbara even said this. She's like any man who's feared balding once they shave it off, immediately is like, the fuck was I doing? What was I holding on to? I look younger now than I did when I was holding on to my hair. That was clearly leaving. I look younger. It's not the constant fear nagging at my. In me. [00:16:19] Speaker B: Yeah, you need to kill for sport. [00:16:24] Speaker A: But other than that, it's normal stuff. Average a day. For me it's tough because it's hard for me to fear ball. I mean, I guess maybe on some level I do fear it, though, right? Maybe that's why I'm trying to dance around. I can't. [00:16:41] Speaker B: My wife would leave me. I'm lucky in balding, dude. This empire is built on a foundation of sand, Nick, and it is our beautiful hair. If we lost our hair, do you think we'd do this podcast? No way. [00:16:54] Speaker A: Well, it would be tough because my wife would leave me and take the house. [00:16:57] Speaker B: Absolutely. And I'm not going to look at your ugly ass every day while we talk about stuff. [00:17:02] Speaker A: Cody, my wife has said this before, too. She's always said, like, in a world where if something happened, she had to lose her hair, she's like, I'm not going to be like a brave bald woman. She's like, I'm getting wigs so fast. Are you on that tip? Because I think I am. I think I'm immediately on that wig tip. [00:17:19] Speaker B: I'd have to ride it out. I might go, just hats, beanies, maybe. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Okay. That's always sad. Then when the hat does come off and we realize it was to hide your shame, I would still be all bald. You're saying you'd go all, oh, okay. You'd be all bald, but you think that you would wear a hat or something. Like, everyone knows you're bald, but you like to keep a hat on. Yeah, but not at the dinner table. What are you going to do? Got to take the hat off at the dinner table. [00:17:41] Speaker B: I'm going to put stew on top of my head. Let him sit up there. [00:17:46] Speaker A: Your cat covers you up and got your back. [00:17:48] Speaker B: He'll love it. [00:17:49] Speaker A: He'll love it. [00:17:50] Speaker B: Are you kidding me? He'd be crazy about it. [00:17:51] Speaker A: He'd love it. [00:17:52] Speaker B: I'm not getting the bald one just because I don't want to spill the blood of innocence. And I get it. You have to sign up. [00:17:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm with you. So bald versus belly button. Oh, God. Bald versus belly button. [00:18:06] Speaker B: Nick, I'm going to be honest. When we were talking about the belly button, it's the only time in all of these fears, I'm talking about group. The first season of fears we did where they were legitimate, where I felt uncomfortable, I did not enjoy the conversation. It was not pleasant. And I'm back in that space. I'm uncomfortable again. I'm unpleasant, which makes me think that there's something with these belly buttons that the government doesn't want us to know. [00:18:36] Speaker A: It does have the sense of, like, the longer I take to think about it, that's the problem, because I think about my belly button for about 2 seconds, and that's when I take my shirt off to go in the shower or go to bed, I have to look down on my belly button to see how much lint it collected. And so I think about it, and I think, God damn it. And I throw it away. But the fact that I have spent now at least five minutes mentally in belly button land. It is because they all look different. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Here's the thing why I'm thinking this, Nick. They say it's because it's where the umbilical cord was hooked up to us. [00:19:13] Speaker A: That's what they say. [00:19:14] Speaker B: That's what they say. But what if it's where they plugged in us to the machine? [00:19:19] Speaker A: Sure. [00:19:20] Speaker B: And that's why it looks different, because they pulled out the machine. And that's how it. Everyone heals differently. Because when I think about being plugged into the matrix. Yeah. I think about the thing in the back of their head. Oh, my God. Yeah. That makes sense. Does it? No, it doesn't. They plug you in. In the stomach. [00:19:36] Speaker A: Can I ask you. I don't want to tear this down and break this down for you, but could you explain pregnancy then, if the government's the one hooking us up to the machine? All these pregnant women. [00:19:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Paid crisis actors. Have you ever seen your wife pregnant? [00:19:52] Speaker A: I have. No. Please go down this. No, because I've actually been thinking that we need this Alex Jones publicity. I've been thinking this. Yes. [00:20:05] Speaker B: I think every pregnant woman on the planet is a paid crisis actor. Nick, what do you not understand about. [00:20:11] Speaker A: No, I agree. [00:20:13] Speaker B: Oh, my God. No. Okay. Obviously that was a joke. They're not crisis actors because we know people have gotten pregnant. But every time you're pregnant, you have to go to the doctor for your checkups. Okay, what if they're just putting the baby in there? What if they're putting the machine in you? [00:20:29] Speaker A: Wait, are they doing this at random? Or is it like, did you have to get pregnant? You go to doctor like, I'm pregnant. And they're like, sure you are. And then they. [00:20:39] Speaker B: I'm saying every pregnancy test that you buy does not actually check if you are pregnant. Oh. [00:20:45] Speaker A: It's just a random lottery. Random lottery. So once you get one, that is for every thousand they put out that are no's. There's one yes. So you go. You pee on the. You get a yes stick, and then you go to the doctor and you say, hey, doc, I got a yes stick. And the doctor's like, you're a little young, but I guess this is what we got to do. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Exactly. And then they put the machine inside of you that creates the baby. But the machine's plugged into the matrix. What is not to understand about? [00:21:16] Speaker A: Well, so then all doctors are Smiths. [00:21:18] Speaker B: All doctors are paid crisis actors, okay? [00:21:22] Speaker A: Because then they would have to know about the Matrix, right? So in theory, they would have to be. [00:21:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Doctors are. [00:21:27] Speaker A: Mr. Smith's are Smiths, because they understand how the Matrix works and that this is how they make the Matrix. [00:21:33] Speaker B: I don't. What are you laughing about? I'm not joking anymore. [00:21:37] Speaker A: People believe this stuff, Cody. That's what I'm laughing about, is that you came up with something that I swear to God, if I looked it up right now, people would follow this. If we posted this, if we post this like a friends episode without the laugh track, right. People would just hear it and be like. If you and I were just serious, full tone, locked it in, no giggles, and we're like, no, the government. What happens is for every thousand pregnancy tests they put in one, that is a yes. And what is intended to happen is that whoever draws a yes goes into a doctor, quote unquote, to Smith. And this smith, their job is to insert into you the machine. Right? It's a self replicating machine that will grow a child inside of you. That's what the placenta is. It's an organic computer that's downloading the information. [00:22:30] Speaker B: Yes. You fucking did it, dude. [00:22:34] Speaker A: It pisses me off because that makes more sense to someone's brain than just sperm, egg, done. [00:22:42] Speaker B: Sperm, egg, done. [00:22:43] Speaker A: They're like, no, sorry, I'm having troubles. But these guys on this friendly competition. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Podcast, how far down does the rabbit hole go? We will show you. Is one of your. [00:22:53] Speaker A: We are here to give you the news. [00:22:55] Speaker B: Yeah. So I'm locking in the Oma philophobia, because I get it. [00:23:01] Speaker A: Also philophobia. [00:23:03] Speaker B: If I don't have my mobile phone or my coverage again, I'm truly free. I've transcended. This is. [00:23:09] Speaker A: Oh, wait, no, it's balding. Sorry, I wrote the wrong one. [00:23:13] Speaker B: You did? That's why I was confused. But back. I'm not going to go bald. I don't have that fear. I'm not going to go bald. [00:23:19] Speaker A: The Lord ordains only so many of us. And I know I'm chosen. [00:23:23] Speaker B: Some men like me are just built different. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Just got that dog in them. That hairy, shaggy dog. [00:23:32] Speaker B: If you looked at an x ray of a woman who was pregnant, you would see a machine growing in her. Yeah. [00:23:37] Speaker A: No, the thing is, those x rays you are seeing. Those are fabricated images. [00:23:42] Speaker B: Those are fabricated AI generated images, Nick. I'm saying if you could see a real x ray, you would see the machine. And if you could see the real X, me, you see that dog in. So I. I got lucky. Oma fallophobia, the belly button one. I don't know where you're at, but that's where I'm at. [00:24:00] Speaker A: It's tough because the longer I think about belly buttons, the more I hate it. I genuinely don't want to be here anymore. [00:24:08] Speaker B: No, I don't. [00:24:09] Speaker A: I do. But if it's like, man, see, this feels kind of fucked up. I'm wondering, if I had to look at 100 images successively of belly buttons or balding people, which one would I be more grossed out by? [00:24:26] Speaker B: Belly buttons. 100%. [00:24:27] Speaker A: Dude, it's got to be belly buttons. [00:24:29] Speaker B: Every person on earth has something beautiful about them in their eyes, their spirit, something everyone has, a feature that you could latch onto and appreciate except the belly button. There's nothing there. [00:24:40] Speaker A: And then if you are a belly button person, I don't want to meet you. [00:24:44] Speaker B: I don't want, I'm sorry. Listening to the show, but do not write us. Do not send us an email. [00:24:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I can't be in the same world with you, dog. You got to go. You got to go. [00:24:58] Speaker B: What if someone was listening to our show and what you just said made it so they couldn't finish? Like, they were loving it. They were like, oh, it's belly button on belly button action here at family competition. They walked into getting kink shamed right at the end. [00:25:11] Speaker A: No, I'm fine. I'm okay. I know a lot of times we walk our statements back and we try to be progressive, and we've said from people who like piss play, we're like, go for it, blood play. You got to do your own thing, man. It's not my job to judge you, belly buttons. No. You will not come and find redemption in this house. You will not find salvation. You will not find forgiveness. You will be judged as you should be. I will not call you names. [00:25:39] Speaker B: Harsh. [00:25:40] Speaker A: I will not disparage you. I will saying, there will be no forgiveness offered in this house. [00:25:46] Speaker B: No quarter. [00:25:48] Speaker A: No quarter given. [00:25:49] Speaker B: None on site, you sick fucks. All right. Are you in belly button town with me? [00:25:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm in belly. I don't want to be. And I really hope we can get out of here. I don't want to bring belly button town to the boat, but I think we got to at least talk about it. So there we are, folks. I'm fallout phobia going into the final four as the group C champion. Thank you so much for listening to this episode of friendly competition. If you want about your boys, a few things that you can do, as always, share with a friend, tell a friend, wherever you're listening to this, make sure you hit that. Like that. Follow that, subscribe and give us those five stars wherever you can. [00:26:24] Speaker B: Absolutely. Follow us on all of our social media, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. Just look up at friendlycompod if you have an idea for a whole 16 team tournament you'd like to see us do, email those two at friendlycompete [email protected]. [00:26:36] Speaker A: As always, shout outs to Charizard for that intro music. You want to hear more of their stuff. And over to Bandcamp, type in Charizard. Replace the vowels with sixes. That is going to be it for us, folks. We've got a new episode coming out on Wednesday, but until then, I've been Nick Carey. [00:26:50] Speaker B: And I'm Cody Lena. See you on the boat. Close.

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