Final Four Modern Marvels

[00:00:18] Speaker A: Welcome to Friendly Competition, a podcast discover the best of all time. I'm Nick Carey, alongside my co host and best friend, Cody Lena, discuss various pop culture topics and narrow it down to truly the best of all time. [00:00:29] Speaker B: Nicholas we live in the life of luxury, the lap of it. We SUP from the finest wines and eat the finest food in our temperature controlled houses. If our ancient ancestors could look forward and see us, they would shit their pains. Absolutely shit their pains. [00:00:44] Speaker A: That's mostly the Dysentery. It was just rampant back then. Everyone yeah, they were shit. You just pooped real bad, real violently all the time. We didn't know. [00:00:55] Speaker B: Okay. We always think about people pooping in the woods and stuff as, like, you sit and you take a solid poop, then you're done with all the Dysentery and bad food and raw meat and moldy. They must have just been spraying out there, just like a can of spray paint with chunks in it. [00:01:11] Speaker A: I feel like if you had a day where you had a solid deposit, a solid bowel movement keep it scientific here. [00:01:20] Speaker B: You told everybody about it. [00:01:22] Speaker A: I think you had to write down what you did the last two days. I think people genuinely wanted to know so they could start to piece together, okay, hold on. Let's do the research on this. How did that happen? What did you eat? Did you sleep? What was happening in your life? [00:01:39] Speaker B: Did you sacrifice anything to the great goat? [00:01:42] Speaker A: Right? What could it have been that caused this? Because we are all trying to figure this out. That's why we all wear tunics. You can't wear pants in that time frame. [00:01:50] Speaker B: That's why you can't wear pants. We stayed. Oh, my God. The biggest flex in history would be if we went back in time in a white suit. [00:01:56] Speaker A: You couldn't. How could you? Oh, I know some things, young grasshopper. I know how to live this life. Let me show you how to cook your meat. [00:02:07] Speaker B: Let me build you a rustic toilet. [00:02:09] Speaker A: You know what's? The one thing I don't feel like I could blame any society for because it barely makes sense to me is raw chicken. The rules for cooking steak versus chicken, right? If I have a breast of chicken and I have a piece of steak right? Steak, yeah. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Sear that outside. [00:02:26] Speaker A: Arguably, I do not want to cook it all the way through. I do not want all of it to be one color when it's done, I want to have some gradiation. Ain't the same for chicken, right? Exact opposite. [00:02:36] Speaker B: Different game. [00:02:37] Speaker A: How would you know that? When one of these you don't have to cook for as long and it's edible and no one's died, but now this one from the smaller animal. If I don't cook it long enough, everyone gets sick. It doesn't make any sense. [00:02:49] Speaker B: There's still people on the streets that don't get it out here. In the lore of our Lord 2023. [00:02:54] Speaker A: People trying to make medium rare chicken out there. I see it in the streets. I see the post. [00:02:58] Speaker B: I made medium rare chicken strips. No, you didn't, Doug. You made diarrhea? [00:03:02] Speaker A: Yeah. That's bad. Please don't do that to yourself. So it's one of those things that's the one where I'm like, no, I'm going to give you all credit for that. It doesn't make any sense. I don't know why the big guy upstairs did it like that. Maybe it was a test, but it's not my favorite. [00:03:15] Speaker B: If you went to the future, what would be the first thing you would have to invent? What would you be the first thing you would invent that you know about now? [00:03:22] Speaker A: We went to the future. [00:03:23] Speaker B: Sorry, you went to the past. What would you bake from the future? Got to be toilet, right? [00:03:28] Speaker A: Well, it's like, do you want something that's going to really impress them? Right? Wait, do I have to invent it, too? So I have to have some kind of understanding for the yeah, because it's like, you're not going to let me obviously, I couldn't bring in, like, a DVD player and be like, check this shit out, yo. This shit's called Blu Ray. [00:03:46] Speaker B: What they do with it? There's no TV. There's nothing. [00:03:48] Speaker A: Yeah, so it's like, if I went back far enough, what would I want? [00:03:52] Speaker B: It's like Black Knight. You've seen that movie? [00:03:54] Speaker A: Yeah. So I'm going back. Honestly, I think I would do bed. [00:03:59] Speaker B: I think they have beds, bro. [00:04:02] Speaker A: I'm saying I build, like, a bed frame. I'm not talking about a sack of wheat or whatever it would be. I'm going to show them stuffing. I'm going to show them how we get down, and they'll be like, this is I want to show them a luxury that it would be hard for them to fathom. [00:04:18] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. I'm just going to cook. I'll bake a cake. Fucking legit cake. Let's go. [00:04:23] Speaker A: Yeah, right? Make a croissant. Make a true croissant where you got to roll the dough. Put butter in the dough, roll it back out. Fold it. Put more butter in. Roll that out. Show them a technique of something that they're just like, whoa, whoa. [00:04:37] Speaker B: Because there's no way in hell I could make an HVAC or television. Yeah. I don't know how to build a plane. [00:04:43] Speaker A: I'm not coming up with the polio vaccine while I'm there, but I can figure out how to make a bed frame out of wood and some nails. I can put that I did it with Ikea. How hard could it be without the instructions? You know what I'm saying? [00:04:54] Speaker B: Turns out that if I show up and just tell them about the polio vaccine, that's not actually me inventing it. [00:04:59] Speaker A: Right. It's going to come down the line. It's going to be huge for you all. I promise. It's going to be big time stuff. [00:05:03] Speaker B: Can I lose your mind? [00:05:05] Speaker A: Folks, here we are in the Final Four. We're talking about the greatest modern marvels that we're thankful for. What are we glad that we have here on this earth? That because we were born when we were born, that we are happy for. And here we have the group A champion Air Travel, going up against the group B champion HVAC. And we have, on the other side of the bracket, we have the group C champion Toilet, going up against the group D champion Television. Cody, where do you want to start? [00:05:33] Speaker B: The only problem with the toilet is that they don't I don't have a self cleaning toilet. Is that a thing? Do they have toilets that can make themselves clean? [00:05:40] Speaker A: I mean, we have stuff you can put in your bowl that would like it's supposed to kind of always keep it clean, but I guess I always try to avoid I like to let you be the nasty boy, but I just have to say it like this. I don't think that stops skid marks. I think if that's what we're discussing here, if you laid it down, we. [00:05:57] Speaker B: Got to talk about it, we got to get out in front of it. There's someone out there that's like, yeah, that toilet is great, but what about all the shit stuck in there? [00:06:04] Speaker A: Yeah, which also science. How have we not we've made so many hydrophobic, all these things where you can't stick anything onto it and we can't put that in the toilet bowl. So afterwards, after I drop a stinky one, I don't have to look back and realize my shame will be left for others to see. Because there's no worse feeling than when, you know, unless you're going to grab the scrub brush, which no one's doing. [00:06:28] Speaker B: Not in this economy. I got to get back to work. [00:06:31] Speaker A: I got to get back to work. So now all I know is that when I open the door, though, and I go out and Steve comes into the bathroom, steve's going to know. [00:06:38] Speaker B: Oh, Steve's going to know. [00:06:39] Speaker A: Steve's going to know that what I did a really bad sin in there. Not just like a regular one. No, something horrible. And now Steve knows that about me and he's not going to say anything because he's not a psycho. But at the same time, Steve always. [00:06:52] Speaker B: Assumed that about us, but now he knows. [00:06:53] Speaker A: Now he knows it and now he has that on me. And I just can't live like that. I don't appreciate that. I don't want that. How have we not fixed? [00:07:00] Speaker B: Is that the next toilet innovation that there's going to be? Because everyone's out here innovating? Toilet game. I just got back from Japan. The toilets out there are better. But could you still cody no, you could still leave your shame. [00:07:12] Speaker A: Nick is this the impossible task? [00:07:18] Speaker B: Maybe it's a problem with diets. So maybe there's the perfect diet you can have. [00:07:23] Speaker A: Stop it. Not changing my diet now, 30 years in to accommodate my toilet. [00:07:28] Speaker B: And also, why do I have a toilet? Why do I even have a toilet if I can't just go in there and fucking blast irresponsible, right? [00:07:36] Speaker A: But also have it be a bro and have my back and not show all my secret shame and make me have to grab the scrub brush. [00:07:45] Speaker B: I thought you were cool toilet, right? [00:07:47] Speaker A: Come on. Now. [00:07:48] Speaker B: If I can't trust my toilet, who can I trust? [00:07:51] Speaker A: Dog? I mean, that's what we train kids. That's why we try to get them kids on that shit early. Because you got to do this. This is important. This is going to be one of the most important things you do. We do it before tying shoes. We do it before so many things. Maybe some of that's capability. I don't know. I'm not a parent. No, what I can tell you is we try to install a safety and a comfort with the toilet early on, and then you learn they don't have your back stab you in the back. It's your brutus. [00:08:18] Speaker B: Speaking of stabbing you in the back. Television has been there for me whenever I want it. It's been very important in my life. But then we got Fox News out here turning people against me. We got all this any 24 hours news channel out here doing dirty, doing us dirty. [00:08:31] Speaker A: Television. Why'd you do that? Why'd you go and do that? [00:08:34] Speaker B: You were so good. You had such a good run. Remember Mash? [00:08:36] Speaker A: Right? [00:08:37] Speaker B: Mash. [00:08:38] Speaker A: Mash was doing great. Everyone why didn't we just stay there and just keep making more Mash? Everyone was loving that shit. [00:08:47] Speaker B: The TV shows longer than the war. It's fine. [00:08:50] Speaker A: Fine. It's fine. It's okay. [00:08:53] Speaker B: We all need Hawkeye's. Yucks. We need to laugh with him. [00:08:56] Speaker A: I'm trying to do and the other guy, honestly, I was like and Mr. T and I was like he wasn't that's not Mash. Not Mash. Mr. T could be there. It's fine. [00:09:07] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a crossover. [00:09:08] Speaker A: I won't the reason these are all here is because they are great, right? And to say if you were to take one out of your life for the other, it's a Sophie's Choice all the way. I mean, we talked about this, and I kind of worked myself into this, but I had the chance to calm down about television's essentially maybe ruining society, right? Giving us what if we had society without TV and we did all this reading? I don't think that's going to happen. [00:09:37] Speaker B: I think even if we were back in time, a lot of people didn't read when that's all there was to do. [00:09:42] Speaker A: They're like, fuck it. [00:09:43] Speaker B: I'll go cut wood. Or I'll go, I don't know. If you're not going to read, not having a TV is not going to make you read. It might for a week, but then eventually you're like, no, I don't read because I don't read. [00:09:53] Speaker A: How awful is reading that? Even when that's all we had? [00:09:56] Speaker B: Dude, it's like TV, but not as good. [00:09:58] Speaker A: The hippet like the coolest thing, the best thing we had for your imagination or whatever. Just the hottest, literally. Hot off the presses. We got the printing press now. We got books, and you can now read. And we were still like, Nah, that sounds terrible, dude, that sucks. I'm going to go run around in the woods, dude. [00:10:19] Speaker B: I wish I was a reader. Everyone I respect, that, I look up to and admire, they all read that's hundred percent thing they all have in common. But I'm out here, I pick up a book, and it's just all these words. Not even pictures in these things. [00:10:32] Speaker A: I don't even know. You could have that many words in one place at one time. It feels like there should be a limit on how many words can be in one place at one time. And books always break it every single time I open one page, like, how this is illegal. It seemed like we were doing pretty good for a while. I think 60 words per page is what I'm looking for. To not overwhelm me. [00:10:47] Speaker B: Okay, that's not very many words. [00:10:50] Speaker A: That's fine. That's how many words were in books that I could keep up with and keep and fully read and be like, yeah, I could do this reading thing. [00:11:01] Speaker B: I remember when Nick started reading, he came up to me, cody, have you heard about this? Look at this. This cat with a fucking hat. My dude. [00:11:06] Speaker A: Like, look at green. This guy's got green eggs. You've never even heard of green even that's how imaginative is that, dude? Because eggs are yellow. [00:11:16] Speaker B: I don't know what a flumposaurus is, but this thing is wild, dude. [00:11:20] Speaker A: This is man. Is this what all books are like? They just got all these crazy ideas in them. [00:11:25] Speaker B: Let me introduce you to my favorite book. This is some Marcus's literature for you. Yeah, enjoy that. Wild ideas. Toilet versus television. [00:11:35] Speaker A: That's where we're at then. [00:11:35] Speaker B: Toilet versus television. [00:11:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I figured. Could you do it outside? That's the question. Or walk to Big Hole. [00:11:45] Speaker B: It has to be big hole. The stuff I do, I need to have whole do you think to go in a hole? [00:11:52] Speaker A: It's obviously really important to society. How do you have a school? Here's where I'm trying to go with how do you have a school? Right? Like, imagine Douglas High School, right? Graduated about 100 people per class. So it's not even that big of a school. What would we have done? How does that work? If you've got 500 people in a room or in a business or somewhere? [00:12:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:12] Speaker A: Is it many holes? [00:12:14] Speaker B: What about the mall? How do we have malls? Yes, it has to be many holes. Do they put them outside? [00:12:19] Speaker A: Yeah. How much space is no longer do we have because of how many poo holes we had to develop, and we. [00:12:27] Speaker B: Got to keep them far away from the stuff. I'm out at a fancy dinner. I'm at Shea Perry eating that Paris food, and all of a sudden I got to go make brown. Yeah, but I gotta walk across the street into the poop building. Do they just have a building that's dedicated every like it has to be right walks? [00:12:43] Speaker A: How big of a hole are we digging? [00:12:45] Speaker B: Is this a new capitalist business? This is the poop parade. You come down here and you can poop all you want. We got poop. It smells, dude. [00:12:52] Speaker A: The last thing I want I do not need overly friendly people at places that are designed for shame, okay? I don't want a lot of help. I don't want to make a spectacle of this. I'm here to get down and get out. And I'm talking about like dive bars or just bars in general. [00:13:11] Speaker B: Imagine being at a dive bar and all of a sudden you got to do it right. Nature calls. Where are you going to go? [00:13:16] Speaker A: Well, dive bar. I think there are bars where you would just handle your business on the stool you're already sitting. [00:13:23] Speaker B: Just let it rip. We'd have to revolutionize we'll have to revolutionize all of our health codes. And also, I don't think cities exist in the way we know have. You can't have Tokyo without toilets. [00:13:35] Speaker A: We were dumping poop buckets out dog. That's wild to me. I guess when that's all you have and it's just what everyone's doing. It's not that, but like just to be like all the take the bucket, throw it out in the street. [00:13:47] Speaker B: So the question we have to ask ourselves is, do we lock in toilet because we're afraid of not I know, right? Powerful enough. Because without television, I'll figure something out. I really like playing with my cat. Maybe I'll do that more. I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do. But I know what I'm going to do without toilet. Yeah. I'd have to move far, far away from people. [00:14:05] Speaker A: Oh, right. It explains the prairie in a way that I've never really thought of before. And mean, could you imagine to this day, right there's, rural America who really they'll talk shit about cities, right? All the crime rate people are stealing your car. You can't even have a car in the city. Someone's going to steal it. Right? There's all this man, and you're like, that's not what's happening. The crime rates are going down in most cities, all this stuff. But you really couldn't ever get past that. Like, they throw their poop out in the street. Like, OOH, yeah. And we don't, do we? Yeah, I might stick around this small town. [00:14:35] Speaker B: Stick around the small town and not poop in the street. [00:14:37] Speaker A: I don't want to do that. [00:14:39] Speaker B: I love TV. I love watching Bob's Burgers. I love scrubs futurama. Oh, great stuff. But like, poop in the street is really powerful image. It's very powerful, but it hits all the senses. [00:14:49] Speaker A: But also, like, when I was down sick, TV was right. You said Bob's Burgers, but I was thinking of Bob Barker, my man, The Price is Right, healing me, taking me in when I have my fever. And he's like, hey, don't worry about it, kid. [00:15:05] Speaker B: But imagine that same situation. But instead of throwing up in the toilet, you're throwing up and shitting just there. Or imagine if you're sick and you got to shit. You got one of those bad sick butts, and then you got to walk three blocks to the neighborhood poop hole. Toilets are powerful. [00:15:19] Speaker A: Honestly, I just don't want to talk about poop anymore. If I'm just being honest. Nobody does, Nick. Yes. [00:15:25] Speaker B: That'd be like saying, honestly, I'm just really tired of Godzilla as it destroys New York. We're all tired of Godzilla, Nick. But we have to address Godzilla until Godzilla has been solved. [00:15:36] Speaker A: We have to keep talking about so so you're saying you're moving you would move toilet? [00:15:41] Speaker B: I don't know. I love TV, and I spend more time with the TV than the toilet. [00:15:45] Speaker A: And I'm more thankful for TV than I mean, this is making me more thankful for the toilet than I've ever been. For sure. [00:15:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:51] Speaker A: I didn't realize just the societal crumble that occurs without one. [00:15:56] Speaker B: I'm saying, if toilet disappears tomorrow, the. [00:15:59] Speaker A: World as we know it doesn't exist to that point. If you just got, like, an alert on your phone that was like, hey, someone blew up the plumbing. You cannot use plumbing. [00:16:11] Speaker B: Figure an emergency alert goes off. All toilets are ghosts. What does that mean? Just toilets? Can't use them. [00:16:18] Speaker A: Not here anymore. They're gone. The toilet won't work. If you flush, you'll blow it up. There's a bomb in every toilet, and if you flush, it will go off. It's a dastardly plan. [00:16:26] Speaker B: It's the perfect crime. [00:16:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Versus yeah. They're like, hey, TVs. TV no longer works. Someone took down the towers, the satellites. TV is gone. All TVs are ghosts. If you turn it on, it's going to blow up. It is definitely society as far as how quickly the collapse happens after that moment. Because that's the one thing the rich didn't prepare for. Right? Even they now are out here with us being like, we had though, even. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Without television, we still had screens. So you might not have a home TV, but we still had movies. You could still have things of that nature. So I think I got a lock in toilet, my dude. [00:16:58] Speaker A: I think so. I mean, I think you have to at least get it to the big one. It's a heavy hitter, for sure. Maybe a heavy shitter, if you will. The puns, baby. I got them. All right, next up, we have air travel going up against HVAC. The ability to go anywhere in the world, the ability to be comfortable in your own home, important or not in. [00:17:23] Speaker B: Just your own home, any business going around delivering stuff, going into cold buildings, that's important. You got it. Air conditioning is really what I think about. But yeah, without heater, the livable area of the world would change. [00:17:34] Speaker A: Oh yeah. I mean, like man, that is wild though, because I was just about to say who would have lived in the Midwest? But they did though. People just stopped in Chicago and made Chicago and made St. Paul and made so cool guys, it's so fucking cold here. What were you like, man? The way in which when people want to talk about like, man, men were men back in the day or whatever, I don't buy a lot of that. But there is something be said about people were definitely hardier if they could just be like, no, we live in our house, we turn on the fire and that's what we're going to use and that's it. [00:18:14] Speaker B: So part of me is like I get it. Because in the cold, I think we'd have fireplaces. Houses would be built around the fireplace. Things would be different. There'd be a way to heat it. But when it's summer and it's 100 degrees outside and it's 100 degrees inside, how do you reconcile that in your mind? [00:18:28] Speaker A: Right? You're not going to have ice. You can't just do your little put your ice on your wrists or on your neck or have an ice. [00:18:34] Speaker B: I guess we could travel though. If we get rid of HVAC though, we just travel. Everyone becomes migratory. So like in the summertime we're on the coast where it's like 70 degrees. Well, we just stay there. [00:18:47] Speaker A: I don't like that. Everyone just becomes sioux Falls is just empty in the yeah, just like Chicago, empties know, the Indianapolis, all those everyone's just in Arizona. We all just flood to Arizona and California and Texas. Like, yo, this is pretty nice. Get I get it. [00:19:09] Speaker B: We got to go back. [00:19:12] Speaker A: Do you think you'd have a pair in a situation like maybe you would go live in Dallas and I would live in and then so that way when it's summertime, you just come up and live with us here in the summer. [00:19:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that. So you have a team and each person takes care of the different home or like the payments of yeah, yeah. [00:19:32] Speaker A: That'S a good now you just got your buddy that you're like, okay, this. [00:19:35] Speaker B: Is how we handle it becomes like a work thing. People are like, hey, man, this is our company. In the summertime we grow wheat and in the wintertime we play Pokemon cards. And you do it in Arizona. I don't know what the you know. [00:19:47] Speaker A: The classic business that's like, hey man, we play Pokemon cards for cash here. And that's how you got to win. That's how you stay employed. [00:19:53] Speaker B: You want to play, you got to play for keeps. We only play for pink seats. This possibility is opening up a lot. [00:20:00] Speaker A: Although it still gets the 91 hundred degrees here. So actually I don't know how much it works because it would still be we get more temperate, but nonetheless it's. [00:20:07] Speaker B: Still very hot sometimes. [00:20:08] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty spicy. It's still pretty spicy. [00:20:11] Speaker B: But somebody needs to grow wheat, I guess. [00:20:14] Speaker A: Sure. I mean someone right. [00:20:17] Speaker B: I'm not growing wheat now, so I don't understand why I'm so concerned about it. [00:20:21] Speaker A: I don't know, man. I think robots are getting pretty close. I think we're nailing down robots doing wheat here soon. So it's not as big a concern. It's not weighing as heavily on my mind as maybe for you, but I appreciate that. You're ahead of the game a little bit on it. I want to get ahead of focus. [00:20:35] Speaker B: Yeah. When everyone starts moving around. And then the next year a loaf of bread is $500. What happened? I guess stopped growing wheat. [00:20:41] Speaker A: Y'all fucking grown weed. You all weren't paying attention. You all weren't paying attention. I told you all this would happen. Told you. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Listen to me. This is really hard, but air travel is great. I love to travel. I love to see the world. But what's the point of going somewhere. [00:20:53] Speaker A: If you're just going to be miserable the whole time? What do you think the farthest you would travel if you didn't have an airplane? Give it trains. I'll give you trains. [00:21:02] Speaker B: I don't think I'd leave the continent. [00:21:04] Speaker A: How could you? Yeah, I guess the better question is would you ever, ever even if we made all the modern advances? Because what we could probably now get to we could probably go ocean across to Europe in like I think it's like seven days or something. [00:21:19] Speaker B: Dude, it doesn't matter if I'd want to it's capitalism wouldn't allow normal people to travel. [00:21:23] Speaker A: Sure. Well, yeah, because we wouldn't have any got to work. [00:21:25] Speaker B: So the beast, it must be fit. [00:21:27] Speaker A: We just made faster boat, faster boat, faster train, faster car. [00:21:30] Speaker B: Well, I think we're basically rocking. Everyone's still making faster boat, faster train. [00:21:34] Speaker A: Faster, but in a way where we I'm saying when are we going to put the because we we got to put these rocket boosters on something. [00:21:42] Speaker B: We got these jet engines. What are we going to do with them? [00:21:44] Speaker A: We got all these jet engines. We don't know what to put them to because we don't know how plane we haven't invented the plane, but we did invent the jet engine for some reason. Why don't we put these on boat? [00:21:53] Speaker B: Yeah. In the world. That where we don't have air travel. It's just assumed air travel is impossible. [00:21:57] Speaker A: Yeah, right there's. Just like we can't figure out wing. We just never got how wings work, I feel like is what it would be. [00:22:04] Speaker B: Still get it. [00:22:05] Speaker A: It's constantly couldn't solve it. The only thing we try to do is just flap. Everything is like trying to build, like, some kind of flapping device. And this is not getting it. This is not getting us there at all. [00:22:16] Speaker B: I think I got a lock in HVAC. I think air travel is just it's a luxury that I love and I'm glad we have. But I'm thankful for HVAC every day. Look at me right now. Sure, it's snowing outside and I'm in a T shirt talking to my best friend. [00:22:29] Speaker A: That part's pretty dope. Yeah. I mean, like, samesies samesies. All right, I think I'm with you here. We'll move HVAC on where it will go up against toilet. Two titans. Two titans. Do you want to take a poop inside in an air conditioned space, or would you care if you had to walk to a building? But that building was air conditioned, so it's either poop in your house, no air conditioning, or go somewhere where you'd have to poop. But they do have air conditioning. [00:22:59] Speaker B: That's tough because people listen to show I'm a home pooper. I don't poop out in public if I can help it. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Oh, this is definitely weighing this is why this is weighing so heavy for you. [00:23:13] Speaker B: It just freaks me out to poop in places that other people pooped. I don't know why I can do it if I have to. I'm not going to shit my pants, but I'll get pretty damn close. I'll ride that Walrus to the ed to the limit. [00:23:25] Speaker A: But don't you think in a world where you had to grow up, where it was always the choice, maybe you'd be freer? Maybe this is what's clogging I'm not a psychologist, but maybe because you got so much poop in your body and you're holding it in so much, that's what's keeping all the anxiety in. [00:23:40] Speaker B: No, I can tell you exactly what is the anxiety is. When I sit on a toilet seat and it's warm, I get terrified. [00:23:45] Speaker A: Who's been here? [00:23:46] Speaker B: What have you done? [00:23:46] Speaker A: Poop is not going to help with that. [00:23:48] Speaker B: Poop is not going to help. Especially if I'm in line to poop. What if I have to go bad and I get to the poop porium and it's just line out the door? Sure, it's air conditioned in there. [00:23:57] Speaker A: So then if you were home but then your toilet seat is always going to be warm in the summer because it's going to be hot. It's going to be 90 degrees in your home. Is that worth the luxury, just to have it in your home if you're sweating, pouring buckets? [00:24:10] Speaker B: Really bad anxiety about this. [00:24:13] Speaker A: I didn't know. [00:24:14] Speaker B: I thought, this is going to be easy. One, I thought this would be easy, but it is not. Oh, my God, dude. I think I want a comfortable home more than anything. [00:24:24] Speaker A: Right? [00:24:25] Speaker B: I can't tell if the comfort is the temperature or the fact that I know I can poop freely. [00:24:29] Speaker A: I'm going to go mostly temperature until it's not. Well, yeah, I mean. Until it's not. [00:24:35] Speaker B: Or imagine you don't have to go to the poop pouring. Maybe we have HVAC, but you still have an outhouse. So now my outhouse is just toasting in the sun because would you have an air conditioner just in an outhouse? That seems insane. [00:24:45] Speaker A: No, it doesn't. I would want to be comfortable. I would still want the same comfort, especially if I have to walk, if I have to leave my home for any amount of time. I don't like going to pick packages off my debt off my deck in the summertime when it's like 100 degrees outside and I have to open the door, feel the hot breath of God upon me just to grab a package. I hate it. So, yeah, if I had to walk, that place is AC. That thing's probably colder than my house. [00:25:13] Speaker B: That's true. [00:25:14] Speaker A: I'm probably getting it down into the. [00:25:16] Speaker B: Inspire me to get out. [00:25:17] Speaker A: Yeah. So that way when I do get out, I've at least got a nice cold layer going or it's going to be super hot for when I got to do the trek in the winter. [00:25:25] Speaker B: You don't want it to be super hot, though, because then you just got that poop fermenting in there. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Well, that's true. [00:25:29] Speaker B: It's a lot of poop talk. I'm sorry, fans. [00:25:32] Speaker A: Yeah, we're probably going to skip this. [00:25:35] Speaker B: Is what it's come down to. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Probably going to skip best toilet Season. I know that was a suggestion, but now I'm starting to realize I don't think we need that. I think we hit the quota early on in the series, by the way. Early on in series six, I think we're out of poop. [00:25:50] Speaker B: I got it. I'm locking an HVAC. If a toilet was self cleaning, I. [00:25:54] Speaker A: Think it would have it. That's the one thing, toilet. That's what you need to get back in the if you want HVAC now. [00:25:59] Speaker B: I want that comfort. At the end of the day, if it's perfectly 69 degrees in my house, the best temperature and the funniest one, and I can go outside and just do my business in a hole, I think I just get more efficient and faster at that, probably. [00:26:11] Speaker A: I agree, I think. Yeah. There's no world for me where sleeping in 90 degree heat, I'm insufferable. I don't like to sweat when I sleep. I can barely sleep. I can barely sleep. [00:26:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:22] Speaker A: So I need that AC. I need that AC on me. I'm going HVAC as well. Shout out to HVAC the champion here. Way to go. Shout out to Carl. Once again, thank you for sending this series in. Shout out to all of you other motorboaters who helped and gave us suggestions. Thank you for helping us out so much. And if you want to continue to help us out, other things you can do, tell your friend, share with a friend. Wherever you're listening, make sure you hit that, follow that subscribe and give us those five stars, please. [00:26:53] Speaker B: Absolutely. Follow us on all of our social media. Instagram. Twitter, facebook. Interact with us there. Help us make these brackets. Nick, really appreciates it. If you have an idea for a secret bracket that you don't want to put on Facebook but you still want to get to Nick, you can email us at friendlycombagepodcast. [00:27:05] Speaker A: As always, shoutouts to Charizard for that intro music. You want to hear more of their stuff, head over to Bandcamp. Type in Charizard, replace the vowels with sixes. That is going to be it for us, folks. We've got a whole new season starting on Monday, but until then, I've been Nick Carey. [00:27:20] Speaker B: And I'm Cody Lena. See you on the boat.