[00:00:18] Speaker A: Welcome to Friendly Competition, a podcast to discover the best of all time. I'm Nick Carey, alongside my co host and best friend, Cody Lena. Discuss various pop culture topics and hair it down to truly the best of all time.
[00:00:29] Speaker B: Or as we like to call it, the boat. Before we get step foot on the boat, we put them in a sweet 16 style tournament and argue each round till we decide on winner.
[00:00:35] Speaker A: Nick, what criteria do we use when.
[00:00:36] Speaker B: We decide to steps foot on the boat?
[00:00:38] Speaker A: That is correct. Do you want to tell what we're talking about this season?
[00:00:41] Speaker B: Absolutely.
This episode of this season is very important because we're talking about when there's just not the right amount of know, like, you're looking at something and there's too much or too little. All of these are too much or too little stuff. Every single one. Nick. Arachnophobia. Too many legs. If you've got too many eight legs, it's too many legs.
[00:00:59] Speaker A: Too many legs.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: Tryophobia holes, man. There's too many holes. I don't know what's in those holes. It could be anything. Anything. And there's too many of them. Cholerophobia. Why is there a clown in this situation?
[00:01:09] Speaker A: That's too many clowns. One was too many.
[00:01:12] Speaker B: One was too many. Claustrophobia. All these walls. I don't need all these walls.
[00:01:16] Speaker A: I got two of those. Face. Yeah, I need more of this. Please give me more.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: That's what this is about.
[00:01:21] Speaker A: That is correct, folks, here we are in group b of best phobia. So go back. We already crowned the group a champion. You go listen to that. But here in group b, as Cody said, we have the four seed arachnophobia going up against the 13 seed trypophobia. And then we have the five seed chlorophobia going up against the twelve seed claustrophobia. Cody, where do you want to start?
[00:01:45] Speaker B: Let's start with arachnophobia. Intraphobia. Right. Start at the top. Right.
[00:01:48] Speaker A: So we have arachnophobia, the fear of spiders going up against trypophobia, the fear of holes, small holes, clusters of holes.
I don't want to say yuck. Someone's yum. That's not what I'm trying to say. But this one feels like Buzfeed made it.
This wasn't here, right? This was nothing. We didn't have it. Buzfeed's like, hey, look at these photos. Does that make your jaw feel a little bit weird? Like, right in the back of your teeth, right on your molars? Does it make you feel weird. Well guess what? You have a phobia now, you fuck. You're scared. You're a little bitch. You can't be near this. And it's like, I think we need to calm down about what we phobia. I do feel like we need to reserve for rippling fear. I don't know, maybe that's not fair, right? Maybe that's not fair to say that it has to be debilitatingly is impacting your life. But I'm just saying that weird feeling under your molars. I don't think we can call this fear.
[00:02:46] Speaker B: That is some sort of response though. My question is, why do I have it to a bunch of holes? What creature hunted mankind for so long that we have eradicated Allah, the predator that would inspire this fear in us?
[00:03:00] Speaker A: I don't know. Maybe it just is like there's a fear of where there should be more, there is less. If you looked out amongst the horizon and saw a bunch of little holes in the ground, you'd be like, well, but there used to be land here and now there's little holes. I don't know, maybe it doesn't make a ton of sense.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: I think I'm afraid of what's in the hole. There's got to be something in those holes.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: Sure, I guess. But sometimes you just look at. I definitely get it. I understand the response to your point, Cody. I can't explain why.
[00:03:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I can't either. So I'm agreeing with you. Is that even a fear? Or is that just like. Maybe there's a human response to many holes, right?
[00:03:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Is this just part of the human experience that we discovered that we're like, hey, by the way, sometimes if something has like a lot of holes, it just don't feel good.
It's not good. Okay, bug too.
[00:03:51] Speaker B: Maybe we're waiting for a patch to fix it. Human 14.4.2 is going to get rid of that.
[00:03:58] Speaker A: But you know what's funny is right now on my desk I have a mesh basket, right? That just holds stuff that's not giving it to me. It's like it has to be specific holes with specific spacing. I feel like for it to really get you there.
[00:04:12] Speaker B: I think it's just holes too, because if I showed you just really big empty hole, that kind of gives me the same vibe.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: One hole, big hole. Big hole is big hole. No, I think big hole has its own connotation.
Big hole invites the abyss.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: Right?
[00:04:29] Speaker A: Big hole is like you could just go down this hole and it's over. All of that weight gone. Go in big hole.
[00:04:37] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true.
[00:04:39] Speaker A: Big hole is here to take care of you, actually.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: Big hole. Welcome to our new religion.
[00:04:43] Speaker A: We call this big hole.
[00:04:44] Speaker B: Big hole. Do you have problems? Throw in the big hole.
[00:04:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Or if the problems are too big, you can get in the big hole.
[00:04:51] Speaker B: God's at the bottom of the hole.
[00:04:52] Speaker A: Maybe God's at the bottom of the hole. Yeah, God's at the bottom. So go.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: You'll find God at the bottom. Here's the thing, Nick. I think I have to go arachnophobia on the first round because these are just holes and we all need to get over it. This is why your teeth hurt. I can't explain it either, man. Get over it. Spiders got eight legs now. Can you imagine why we haven't done, like, spider karate? Spiders imagine that there's a different weapon in each leg. That's terrifying.
[00:05:21] Speaker A: I know. This isn't how evolution works. I get it. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a zoologist. I don't know much, but I want to see the full evolution. I want to see, did we try seven? And it was like, yeah, this one wonky leg is weird. Did we go up to ten? And we're like, I just don't. This feels like a hat on the hat.
[00:05:41] Speaker B: Well, at some point, someone's like, fuck it. Go a million.
[00:05:45] Speaker A: Like, all the legs? Yeah, they were like. And then they're like, all right, well, see, but now you look like a long idiot. Look at you.
[00:05:50] Speaker B: How come spider hasn't? Speaking of evolution, if king of spiders is the biggest spider, why isn't there just human sized spiders? What's stopping us? Besides that?
[00:06:00] Speaker A: It's the worst idea ever, I imagine we stopped human spider as our evolutionary.
We're running alongside of each other, right? And we're both figuring this out. I can't imagine. Once again, this is one of those where, like, I get neanderthal brain who looked over at Spider.
We talked about bugs in group a, so go listen to that. I can see looking at a ladybug and not feeling threatened and understanding this is part of God's earth and that we are all God's creatures. Spider ain't got that spider. I'm like, I should kill that.
The thing that's helped spiders. So thank God for science. Science is out here holding it down for spiders almost in a way that I should maybe check to see. How many spiders is that? Just a bunch of spiders in a trench coat.
[00:06:52] Speaker B: We tackle Einstein and a bunch of spiders run off. It's like, oh, no.
[00:06:55] Speaker A: Because science is out here, like, hey.
[00:06:57] Speaker B: I know you don't like spiders, and he's trying to get us to kill each other. Yeah.
[00:07:03] Speaker A: Because it's just like the amount of time science has come out and been like, you know, spider actually really good. Like, spider so good for the environment, for the economy. Keep spider. I know you may not like having spider in the house, but spider is doing so much extra work. It's cleaning your dishes. It's got everything. You're like, wait, what?
[00:07:22] Speaker B: Every spider you have is another person that we count towards the employment rate. So by having spiders, you're helping the economy numbers, you're helping Biden, you're helping Trump, you're helping everybody for having these spiders.
[00:07:35] Speaker A: So, I mean, you wouldn't want to kill these poor spiders, though, right? And you're like, them and bees. I feel like bees and spiders. The publicists on those guys to be like, no, the whole world would collapse. Actually, the whole thing, it would all go if we got rid of these two bugs. And you're like, I don't know, man. I feel like life could. No, stop it. It couldn't move on.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: Experts say that the world will end if you kill a single spider. Experts are the experts. Spiders.
[00:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly.
I'm with you, though.
I can move arachnophobia on because I.
[00:08:12] Speaker B: Don'T think we can make a trypophobia movie. Like, we have arachnophobia, the movie series, and they rule. Are they good movies? No. Very fun to watch. But try phobia. It's like, I wouldn't watch that movie because my teeth would be hurting the whole time.
[00:08:24] Speaker A: I also like arachnophobia. There is the part of it where I'm like, I can kind of get maybe how you get over, right? Watching a movie like that can kind of make you realize how silly your fear is. Like, you'd be like, oh, yeah, duh. I'm just being kind of ridiculous, but just a movie with a bunch of small holes, which if you go on YouTube right now and type in, try phobia, there's just clips of things that will just make your teeth feel weird. But once again, I don't see anyone out in these streets, like, stopping their car, like, pulling over to the side of the road because they looked out or saw a weird building that had. There's like a bunch of buildings that have this design concept. I think you're going to be okay. A honeycomb ain't going to kill nobody. I'm with you move arachnophobia on where it will go up against cholerophobia, the fear of clowns, or claustrophobia, the fear of confined spaces. Cody, do you have either of these? Because I feel like these are sometimes you hear some of the most common ones out.
[00:09:22] Speaker B: I know, but I think if I was going to have a fear of clowns, right. That it develops when you're a small child, I think for some reason. And when I went. I went to go spend month with my grandma. Right? In Kansas.
[00:09:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:35] Speaker B: I got to stay in her guest room, and I was probably seven, eight, and she collected clown stuff. Nick, this room was a fucking prison of clown. It constructed the image of a clown. She had porcelain clowns, clown portraits. She had a life sized clown that sat in a rocking chair, just stared at the bed. She had thousands of clowns in this room, and I had to sleep in that room for a month. So I was forged in fire.
[00:09:57] Speaker A: No clown can hurt me.
[00:09:59] Speaker B: If the clowns wanted me, they had their chance. They could have took it. They didn't. They didn't even.
[00:10:05] Speaker A: Do you think that this was your parents so understanding that you are the vanquisher of the clowns and this is how they had to raise you, though? Like, they're like, he has to be in it. I know it's going to be tough. No one wants to be in a room for a month with all those clowns. But if he's going to learn to never fear the clown, but to become the vanquisher of the clown, he needs to do this. This is your batman in the pit.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: Think it's. I think they failed because I don't want to vanquish the clowns now. Now when people are like, I'm scared of clowns. I'm like, why? They're just here to make you laugh. They're like, pagliotti, man. They're just here to make you happy, to inspire hope, to take your sadness onto themselves. That's what. The clown's got a tear on its face, baby.
[00:10:44] Speaker A: Yeah, that's yours.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: He's here to help you.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: That's your sadness coming out of his eye. That's what it's taking from you. It's like, hey, look. It's right here.
[00:10:51] Speaker B: Look at this.
[00:10:51] Speaker A: All that sadness in the world, it's in my tear. Don't worry about it. I don't have it from you.
[00:10:55] Speaker B: There's never been a clown that's hurt anyone. Not a single.
Never did.
All that's. That's anti clown propaganda.
[00:11:06] Speaker A: He never killed anyone as a very. He never took kids from the parties and murdered them while a clown. It just so happens that he murdered people and happened to enjoy the clown. That's. They are not the same.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Pogo the clown. Great man. John Wayne Gacy, not great man gacy. Bad man Pogo. Pogo's in heaven right now yucking it up with Jesus.
[00:11:35] Speaker A: Was Pogo his clown?
[00:11:38] Speaker B: It was okay.
[00:11:39] Speaker A: I don't know enough about John Wayne Gacy to be like, I think that's what we're saying here. But yes, the character of Pogo. Saint. Saint Pogo.
[00:11:46] Speaker B: Pogo is good. Pogo and Jesus are dabbing it up right now. Constantly dabbing. People are like trying to get in to dab Jesus because you get there and you want a piece of it. Pogo's been monopolizing it since, whatever.
[00:11:58] Speaker A: Because that's what Jesus wants to do. Jesus like, yo, that's my dude.
[00:12:01] Speaker B: That's my dude. That's my dude right there. And he also knows that the second Pogo stops dapping, he is going straight to hell. He is on a one way trip to fucking hell, dude.
[00:12:11] Speaker A: I also want to be clear. I don't do true crime. So I do not know if John Gacy did not kill in Pogo costume.
I am not definitive on that. I do not feel the need to tweet me about this.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: My point is that if Pogo didn't do it, if Pogo the clown didn't murder anyone, then no clown ever is going to, right?
[00:12:32] Speaker A: If that was our number one chance. I mean, that's why we had to make this propaganda. Called it about this murderous, because it wasn't happening. People out here, everyone's like, oh, I have a fear of clowns. And it's like, oh, maybe that stems from back when we were in our tribal days and there were people with face pain and seeing that built in this ingrained generational trauma inside of you, that creates a fear response. That's how it happens, folks. So maybe that's where it comes from. But these clowns ain't killed a single person. And so then they had to get out here. They're like, well, then why am I so afraid of it? So then Stephen King was like, I'll take up this mantle.
[00:13:07] Speaker B: If a clown pulls a knife. Run. They got big floppy shoes, dog. If you cannot run a clown. Don't take this the wrong way, but you deserved it.
[00:13:16] Speaker A: Also, what are they chasing you on? A unicycle, dog?
They're not moving much faster. That's not helping them. You got this.
If you have a fear of clowns, this is where you have to look inside of yourself and realize that you are actually stronger than you're giving yourself credit for. This is actually more about your own internal insecurities and lack of confidence in yourself. That's where this is coming from. Because if you really thought about it for 1 second, you couldn't fight a clown.
[00:13:45] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:13:46] Speaker A: For real. You could not fight a clown. Grab the handkerchief out of their pocket. I know you're like, Nick, it's going to go on forever. That's the point. I'm going to choke you out, bitch. Forever.
[00:13:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Here's what I'm going to keep wrapping.
[00:13:58] Speaker A: That around your neck. Dude, I don't care.
[00:14:01] Speaker B: This is what if you're scared of clowns, is what I want you to do. I want you to say this new Mantra. I want you to close your eyes, take a deep breath, exhale and say, I'm a beacon of strength. I'm a fount of knowledge, and I will fucking put a whooping on that clown's ass so fast that motherfucker wouldn't even have time to tie those long ass shoes. Say that every day.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: Every day.
[00:14:21] Speaker B: You'll get over it.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: Until you can look. Then you can put a clown. Then as you're doing that, open your eyes, put a clown photo in the mirror. Look that clown in its eyes. Let it know I'm not afraid. I can WHOOP that clown ass. Because I get it. It is wild to me that we still do clowns. The only thing I'll give you is it is pretty wild. We could do just characters now. You could just do bluey at a kids party. That's my thing is, I get it. When we didn't have ip that we were like, well, we don't know what to do. I guess clowns we can have at a kids party. But now I could just hire someone to be in a Spider man costume. You should do that. Parents don't get clowns.
I'm not pro clown, by the way. I know it sounds like I'm maybe like backing these people up. I'm not pro clown. I'm just pro. You shouldn't be afraid of this. This is nothing. You got to fight this one.
[00:15:11] Speaker B: You are a beacon of strength. And you could WHOOP that clown's ass. WHOOP that clown's ass. I'm looking in claustrophobia, dude.
[00:15:17] Speaker A: I'll go with you here. Although I'm going to be honest about claustrophobic. Do you got a little claustrophobia in you?
[00:15:26] Speaker B: I got like, a little sprinkling of it. It doesn't literally bother me until there's nothing else to do. And then once I start, if I realize I'm in a small room and there's nothing to entertain myself, I don't like that.
[00:15:39] Speaker A: I feel like you could put me in a coffin with my iPhone. Yeah, and I'll be fine, but once the iPhone dies. But I agree with you. Is that claustrophobia or is that a fear of my own brain?
[00:15:51] Speaker B: That's what I'm trying to think of.
[00:15:52] Speaker A: Too, because it's not that I really think that I'm afraid of the space I'm in. I think I'm mostly just like, man, I don't want to see where nowhere.
[00:16:03] Speaker B: I can go to escape myself.
[00:16:05] Speaker A: Right.
[00:16:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:06] Speaker A: And I just got to deal with this, all of it. It's not about lack of oxygen or like, oh, I can't move. No, I don't mind. I sleep pretty contained. I'm a pretty tight sleeper, and I can sleep on my back, so I'm not really too worried about it. It's really just being alone with myself, and I don't feel like that's what we're getting at here. I think people with claustrophobia, you can't even put them in a closet.
[00:16:30] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a space. They hyperventilate. They get scared. They're going to get crushed. I don't have that. Yeah. Okay, Nick, what if. All right, Mr. Tough guy, look at me. I'm Nick. Oh, I'm going to put me in a coffin with my fucking iPhone. It's not a problem. I'm going to fill that coffin with spiders. Where are you at now? Where are you at now? Spider box?
[00:16:48] Speaker A: Yeah, it's more the spiders, I'll tell you that. It's more the spiders right now that are causing the problem. And I guess the fact that I can't get out of the space is probably now bringing in the claustrophobia that I didn't initially have.
[00:17:02] Speaker B: There's something if you gave me a spider and you're like, even if you told me, like, hey, we're going to put you in spider box, okay. None of these spiders are venomous. None of these spiders can even bite. They can't do anything to you. They'll just crawl all over you.
I'm still not going in spider box. I'm not going in the spider box. Yeah, you could be like, here's $10,000. I'm not going in the spider box.
[00:17:26] Speaker A: Hey, it's actually just your own bedroom with one spider in it. Could you sleep there for one night? No. What are you doing?
How dare you? I'm sorry, actually, because I'm such a cuck, I have bitten on the whole spider agenda. The only rule I have for spiders in the house is like, I'll let you be here. Apparently, according to science, you're helpful, but the one rule I have is the bathroom. That's the one base where I'm like, hey, man, not here, okay? The second it gets into the shower, I'm like, well, you've broken the treaty. And I will cup a bunch of water and I will throw it right on that mofo and be like, sorry, now you have to die.
You broke the treaty.
[00:18:07] Speaker B: Swim for your life, spider. Use those eight legs. Our spider laws in this house. I sat down with all the spiders and I told them, hey, I don't really give a shit about you, so I'm not going to do anything ever. Right. Unless my wife sees you, and then you will die. So spiders can go. They can live anywhere. A spider can live on my desk right now. I probably wouldn't care as long as it wasn't physically touching me. But if my wife sees it, you will die.
[00:18:28] Speaker A: Sorry. The request is going to be made, and the queen gets away.
The queen runs the kingdom. And if your death is requested, your head is what she desires.
[00:18:37] Speaker B: Headsheller roll. I think I have to lean towards arachnophobia for the fact that I can't get my mind around claustrophobia. Really? I understand. It's a crippling thing. I'm sorry. People have it. You can't get on elevators. That must suck. Cars even, or. I don't know. I like to sleep in a box that's filled with spiders. You guys couldn't do that. That's fine.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: But see, I think the thing about. The thing that. Where I want to give credit to claustrophobia, though, is like, if this is something you have for whatever you. You. You have claustrophobia. This does feel like one of those things that do. I'm totally with you. I believe. And, like, how many times life will just kind of screw with you. Could you imagine, Cody? Imagine this. It's the 8th grade. You're at Rebecca's party. It's one of your first boy girl parties ever. Oh, right. Shit, they're playing. Yeah. By Usher has just become popular. That's playing in the background, you hear? Oh, my gosh, I love that song someone grabs because her parents, she's doing pretty well, so her parents had coke bottles. So you got to drink out of a fancy coke glass bottle.
Well, now that bottle is empty and someone's like, hey, I was thinking.
I was thinking we could play a little spin the bottle. We have this great closet that you could go in, play a little spin the bottle, or seven minutes in heaven.
There you are.
You spin the bottle, and who does it land on? Oh, it's your crush. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to get to go seven minutes in heaven with her on this day.
But as you get towards the closet, what happens?
Oh, no.
It's been so long. You haven't had to deal with it, but now the fear is in you, and now you're trying to step inside, and what do you do? You piss your pants because you're so scared. Now claustrophobia has ruined.
You're never going to bounce back. Not for high school.
[00:20:25] Speaker B: You got to go to college in a different state. My dog.
That story got miles on it, and it does travel. Do travel.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: Nick, you are the person.
[00:20:35] Speaker B: I'm sorry that happened, okay? But we got to get over it, man.
[00:20:39] Speaker A: It wasn't cool.
I forgot. I'm just not in trap spaces that often.
[00:20:44] Speaker B: She was right there. I thought I could really focus and get through it. Could not focus and get through it. I understand, and that's really sad. And I don't know.
[00:20:52] Speaker A: I don't like spiders, don't get me wrong. But I also want to give credit. Spiders have a cool factor to them. Like Spider man. We got a whole man dedicated to it.
[00:21:00] Speaker B: But you notice, doesn't look like a spider. That'd be bad. That spiderman. That Spiderman is bad.
[00:21:08] Speaker A: When Spiderman does go full spider, it is, like, so creepy.
[00:21:11] Speaker B: It's not good.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: Is it not great? It's not great. But, like a spider tattoo. Web's web is a tattoo has been holding up the elbow game for decades.
[00:21:21] Speaker B: That's true. They love that.
[00:21:23] Speaker A: Everyone loves a good web on your elbow.
[00:21:25] Speaker B: What would you even get a claustrophobia tattoo? Little square. That's nothing. Little square is no thing. I think I had to lock it in arachnophobia because that's something I can grapple with and play with in the space. Claustrophobia. I understand how it could be crippling, but I just don't get it. I can't put myself in the mind.
[00:21:41] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's almost because I can't. That that's what's enticing me a little bit here because it is something where I'm like, the amount of times where a small space just randomly is going to happen in your life and you got to deal with that. Like spiders once again, do I see a spider every now and again? Sure. But the amount of times if I can't get on an elevator because of this, and I'm, like, hyperventilating, that's the one that. Because this one has such a response to it and I really don't, I guess maybe you just have to do, like, immersion therapy. I think I'm going claustrophobia. There's something about these. I'm not afraid of it, but there's something about these tight spaces, like, I can respect this. So we'll settle this the only way we know how. With the american voting coin of 2004, as brought to you by random.org, we got John Kerry facing up, which means George Bush is on the other side. Low seed gets to pick. That's going to be me here with claustrophobia. I'm going to say, honestly, if I'm being just honest, I think John Carrey has claustrophobia. I think after he was a little too close in that race, it was a little tight. And now he has that fear because anytime he realizes that he gets close to something, he's just going to lose.
[00:22:50] Speaker B: He's going to lose. He's going to drop it. He's going to drop the ball, or he's going to give up before they're done counting and win, but lose because he gave up Al Gore.
[00:22:56] Speaker A: But anyway, we'll flip George Bush. Okay, so this is all Cody's fears, is what we're learning.
[00:23:02] Speaker B: That's what we're mostly, I get the fear if someone's like, I don't like spiders. I get it. That will kill you. I understand. If someone's like, I don't like being in elevators. I'm like, sucks, bro.
[00:23:13] Speaker A: I think the fact that you'll kill yourself, that you could hyperventilate yourself to.
[00:23:17] Speaker B: Death, that's pretty metal.
[00:23:19] Speaker A: That's pretty fucking wild. It's not that the space could kill you. The space is just a space, but you took yourself out because you were so afraid of it. That's wild. Do you think your body would stop?
What if at some point you're hyperventilating and your body's like, hey, man, I don't really want to die over this.
[00:23:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:41] Speaker A: Real quick. I know we got a lot going on in the system, but could we just take maybe 3 seconds to just hard reset.
[00:23:49] Speaker B: That's a hard reset right now.
[00:23:50] Speaker A: Hard reset. And just be like. Because it's wild that we're going to die for this, right? And the whole body is like, that is kind of wild.
[00:23:56] Speaker B: It is kind of wild. There's a lot of people in here with us that. They seem fine.
[00:24:00] Speaker A: Yeah. So maybe it's not that bad and we could just.
[00:24:04] Speaker B: That's part of these fears that I don't get. And I understand. I'm not trying to insult people who have it, but when you're in a room with people and you're like, I can't be in this room. I'm going to die. And we're just standing there like, nah, dog, it is fine.
[00:24:16] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm telling you right now, you will not.
[00:24:19] Speaker B: Then you will. I don't get.
[00:24:23] Speaker A: And if we do die in here, it's because it was faded. If this thing does collapse and fall, and we fall to our death. Hey, man, that wasn't the space that killed you, okay? That was poor engineering. No, that's what you actually should have been afraid.
[00:24:36] Speaker B: God's coming for your ass. You can't outrun him, dog.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: Yeah, in this one. Sorry. There's nothing you could do. All right. I'm okay with arachnophobia being there.
[00:24:44] Speaker B: I get it.
[00:24:45] Speaker A: But I had a little.
[00:24:47] Speaker B: Arachnophobia is also like a legend in the game.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: We'll talk about.
Let's get it clear. These were both legends. These are both big time players in the fear game. So one was going to always have to go over the other. Arachnophobia. You are the group B champion. Thank you all so much for listening to this episode of friendly competition. Want to watch your boys? A few things that you can do, as always, share with a friend, tell a friend, wherever you're listening to us, make sure you hit that. Like that. Follow that. Subscribe.
[00:25:13] Speaker B: Absolutely. Follow us on all of our social media, Instagram X, Facebook. Just look up at friendlycompod. If you have an idea for a whole 16 team tournament, you'd like to see us, too. You can email us to us at
[email protected]. Worst spider you would have to eat if you had to eat a soup made of spiders. That sounds awful.
[00:25:29] Speaker A: As always. Shoutouts to charizard for that intro music. You want to hear more? They're stepping over to bandcamp. Type in Charizard and replace the vowels with sixes. That is going to be it for us, folks. But we got a group c coming out on Monday, but until then, I've been Nick Carey.
[00:25:46] Speaker B: And I'm Cody Lena. Sienna bucks.
