[00:00:18] Speaker A: Welcome to Friendly Competition, a podcast to discover the best of all time. I'm Nick Carey, alongside my co host and best friend, Cody Lena. It's because various pop culture topics and narrow it down to truly the best of all time.
[00:00:30] Speaker B: Or as we like to call it, the boat. Before he step foot on the boat, we put him into a Sweet 16 style tournament. We argue each round till we decide a winner. Nick, what kind of treat do we use when we decide he steps foot on the boat?
[00:00:40] Speaker A: Whatever the hell we want. Cody, you want some? What we're talking about this season?
[00:00:42] Speaker B: Absolutely. We were done giving thanks. We were giving thanks the first two rounds. And I gave all my thanks last week to all my friends and family when I was eating with them. So now I'm just trying to figure out which one of these be the most lit. If the future becomes post apocalyptic, which one of these bad boys am I bringing with me?
[00:00:58] Speaker A: What do I need?
What is the opposite of giving thanks? It'd be like just giving hate.
[00:01:05] Speaker B: I'm just like airing my grievances. Dude, it's festival.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: I give my grievance.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: That one. Take my grievances. Fill your body with my grievance.
[00:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah. That's it, folks. That's what we're here to talk about. We are here in Group C of Modern Marvels, that we are glad we have that we're thankful. If we're not trying to say thankful, we're at least happy to have them. And what do we need still? And we have here shout out to Carl for sending us the list. Shout out to the motorboaters who helped us kind of fill it out a little bit. We sent that 16 to our bracketologist. They kicked it back to us. We've already done group A and Group B, so go listen to those. But here we have in group C, we have the two seed, the remote control going up against the 15 seed GPS. And we have the seven seed toilets going up against the ten seed telephone.
[00:01:53] Speaker B: Oh, man, there's sleepers in this bracket, my dude.
[00:01:56] Speaker A: A lot of sleepers.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: It's like if they took all the dark horses and put them all into one bracket and they're like, we can't have you all make it into the Final four.
[00:02:03] Speaker A: Yeah. There is a world where these are the final four for sure.
[00:02:07] Speaker B: Especially how dumb we've been.
[00:02:10] Speaker A: Who needs modern medicine when you have a toilet? That probably helped out a lot. Actually. It did. Well, we know that. We actually do know that. Plumbing. Plumbing did a lot for society. Because when your streets aren't covered in shit all the time, apparently way healthier living.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Where do you want to start? You always ask me, where do you want to start? Where do you want to take it?
[00:02:30] Speaker A: Let's go at the top. I like this remote GPS one. This is actually once again, it's randomized, but these are the two that Catherine gave us. These were two of her ideas. So when I saw remote, I'm going to be honest, I was like, this might win the whole thing for me. I'm going to lay my cards out. I'm willing to be wrong, but hot damn is a remote control not a modern miracle.
[00:02:51] Speaker B: It's so fucking good. Also, our TV has, like, on the TV itself, it has like one button and then like a spinny thing.
If you didn't have the remote, that's what you'd have to use to use it.
[00:03:02] Speaker A: The knob like a knob.
[00:03:03] Speaker B: It's like a knob that spins around and one button honestly, if I didn't have the remote, I would never use my TV again because I can't figure that thing out to save my entire life.
[00:03:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:12] Speaker B: So the remote is the only I could have just paid whatever I paid for my TV for the remote. If you really look at it, the remote is the most important piece of.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: Technology when it comes to a television. Exactly. Yeah. You're like, as long as I because I just go and I'll press the button to turn it on because I lost that remote. But otherwise I have my Apple TV. So then everything else I can do from there. And it's just like man, could you imagine? Do you think we as a society, if we never invented the remote, would we have even come up with cable television?
[00:03:43] Speaker B: Because I don't think we would have.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: Because we'd be like, wait, so there's a world where we think that we can make over like 100 channels.
So what, people are just going to have to click to get to channel 75 to watch music videos?
[00:03:57] Speaker B: No, we have all four. We only need four channels without the remote. First of all, without the remote, I think we'd have world peace because we'd.
[00:04:05] Speaker A: Be spending all of our time changing channels.
[00:04:07] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
Also, we wouldn't have any I think we wouldn't have put any effort into TV as an art form. We'd have a lot of movies. We'd have a lot of stuff like that. But I think we wouldn't have our Breaking Bads. We wouldn't have Sopranos, the Wire, none of that. None of that.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: I'm not going to go find it. It'd be impossible. Be impossible to go find it. Do you think in a world where we don't have the remote, would a sign of wealth be that you hire what we would call like a remote? Boy.
[00:04:34] Speaker B: Yeah, the TV boy.
[00:04:36] Speaker A: A TV boy. Oh yeah.
[00:04:38] Speaker B: We find put it on channels 57.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: Boy do it, please. Post haste, please.
[00:04:44] Speaker B: I would like to surf the box, please.
[00:04:46] Speaker A: Boy yeah, I want to see the VH one. Boy get me to the channel. You wouldn't know what channel it's on. You wouldn't know what channel that would be. TV boy's job to know that.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: That would be so good without GPS. Okay. If we didn't have GPS, do you think the taxi economy would still be around?
[00:05:05] Speaker A: Yeah, because, I mean, you would no.
[00:05:09] Speaker B: Idea how to get places. You live in St. Paul?
[00:05:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:12] Speaker B: Can you imagine if I was like, hey, meet me at this place? You would have no way of knowing how to get there.
[00:05:16] Speaker A: No idea. No idea.
[00:05:18] Speaker B: Your city is big.
[00:05:19] Speaker A: Especially if it was like you said. What you're saying is, taxi drivers, they're incredible because they know a city better than anyone else. It's proven scientifically. They can mentally get to anywhere in a city. It's amazing. But yeah, but then we get GPS technology. We can make uber. Now everyone can get you wherever you want in the city in the fastest route possible.
[00:05:41] Speaker B: Do you think GPS opened up a world of friendship? Because now if I was like, hey, meet me at this restaurant, I want to have dinner, you'd say, no can do, because I've never been there before.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: I do there, maybe. But also, I think there was something to be said. I do feel like we know so much less. Don't get me wrong. You do get to know more things because you've offloaded that piece of information.
[00:06:03] Speaker B: Right?
[00:06:04] Speaker A: It's the same reason why if you have a calculator in your pocket, you probably don't do as much mental math anymore. She's like, I'll just do it on a calculator. And then your brain uses that space to fill in more boy band lyrics from the 90s. For me, at least, that's what my brain gets to keep important.
[00:06:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:18] Speaker A: And so I feel like when we had GPS, once we got that, I mean, A, we got to places faster, which is cool. But you want to know what that meant for me, mr. Perpetually Late? It didn't mean that I got to places on time all of a sudden. It just meant I was like, oh, dog, I got so much more time to be late. I got so much more time.
[00:06:37] Speaker B: And people got so much more angry at you for being late, because we know that you know how to get there.
[00:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, dog.
Back in the day, you at least hey, man, I know you said, take a left on vine.
My shit was all smudged, so I took a left on Ein. Where is Ein? I know, I had to drive a long time. Dude.
[00:06:58] Speaker B: I found it, though.
[00:06:59] Speaker A: Found one? But man, I was in the fucking sticks, man.
[00:07:03] Speaker B: I think I got to lock in remote, I think. Remote revolution. Without the remote, we'd lose a whole art form. One of my favorite art forms.
[00:07:10] Speaker A: But do you think we'd have, like.
[00:07:12] Speaker B: Do you think we'd even have half the TV shows we have today? There's no way anything that's not network television is gone. Right?
[00:07:20] Speaker A: I agree with you, but do you think that without the remote, we would have more children as a society? Right now, population is on the decline. But at least if you have kids, if you make a constant supply of kids, because we wouldn't need them for the fields anymore, but I would still need I don't care what age I am, I still need a kid to go change the channel. I'm your father, and you do what I say and go get me a beer.
[00:07:44] Speaker B: Do you think actually, without a remote, then would that open up a new kid economy? Because I'm paying these kids to poorly mow my yard, right? Because my lawnmower got stolen.
[00:07:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:51] Speaker B: Do you think I can pay them like, hey, here's $20. You're my TV boy tonight? Because now they're in my house, and I don't know how parents feel about that.
I'm not putting my TV in the yard.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: No, maybe you'd have to have it set up so that way your TV certainly faced the window so the parents could drive by when they wanted to and be like, okay, my boy is just by the television. Okay? It's fine. It's fine. He's right by the TV. He's just right by the TV, that's all. Then it's cool. Yeah, that would be wild to knock on your neighbor's door and be like, hey, I noticed you have a young boy in the house.
If I gave him $200 a week, would you let him be my TV boy?
[00:08:27] Speaker B: I only need him for the primetime television. Seven to nine.
[00:08:31] Speaker A: Yeah. I only watch CBS during the day, so that's fine. But certainly at night. I do need someone to get me between my channels. $200 to your family if you let me have the boy.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: I need the boy.
Yeah, that would happen.
There's a lot of issues going on with this. I got to lock in remote for the safety of these children out here on these streets.
[00:08:52] Speaker A: Got to lock in the remote, it sounds like. Yeah. Because it's keeping them on the streets. Yeah, it's what's keeping those kids on the streets. That way they're not in men's houses changing channels for them being their boys. That's my boy. I'm with you here. I like GPS. But, man, there is something to be said. Like, you miss out on the do you remember?
You'd be like, all right, man, I'll see you at Target. You'd be like, well, which way are you taking? I'm going to take the oh, yeah.
[00:09:18] Speaker B: And people would figure out which way is faster by their own instincts. We loved that.
[00:09:22] Speaker A: That was the best.
[00:09:24] Speaker B: Remember, we printed out maps, our printed out directions.
[00:09:27] Speaker A: How cute was that shit?
And also, at least pilots would have to actually do their fucking jobs again now with their autopilot and GPS, they're just like, man, I'm just standing up here and looking like I'm important you don't do shit. I know pilots. I know the secret.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: Yeah. We all see it every day.
[00:09:45] Speaker A: Yeah. All right. We'll move remote on where it will go up against either toilets or telephone, dude.
[00:09:51] Speaker B: Legends in the game.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: Legends. Big time legends here, dude.
[00:09:56] Speaker B: I've seen the stuff toilets are doing nowadays, too. I just got back again from Japan, and their toilets are next level.
[00:10:03] Speaker A: I'm so mad that for whatever reason, we as Americans are like, it's not that we're anti Japan. It's not that. But every time I hear about shit popping off in Japan, like, vending machine culture.
[00:10:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:17] Speaker A: It's lit where it's just like, hey, man, there's just really good sandwiches in this vending machine. American vending machines that have sandwiches. You would never you would only if you were dying and were like, I don't know, man. I got to risk this. I'll get this vending machine sandwich.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: I saw a vending machine in Japan that just did sweet potatoes.
[00:10:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Just because you might need a sweet potato.
[00:10:38] Speaker B: I might need a sweet potato.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: I just need one here real quick.
[00:10:41] Speaker B: And it comes out cooked with, like, special butters on it and shit. Yeah.
[00:10:45] Speaker A: You're like, I don't want to go to the store to do just I don't want to spend all that time. I just want it real quick. And it's right here. It's amazing. I get so mad that for whatever reason, we see what Japan's doing. And you'd think it'd be so easy to be like, we should just start doing that.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: All the seats are heated. They all have a button that'll play sound if you're doing your business. So it'll just be like a light music so no one has to hear your shame.
[00:11:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:09] Speaker B: Some of them even have buttons that release odor that makes everything smell better.
[00:11:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
And then fucking bidet built in. I love a culture.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: It's like they're all bidet. Yeah.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: We're not even going to have this conversation. Of course there's a bidet in the toilet. Of course there is. We look so dumb in America. It makes me so because when you go to, like, a menard, I need to buy a toilet. They don't even have them. And if they did, they're like, it's way too expensive. And you're like, but Japan has all why do they everyone gets one. You mean like the poorest house and it's still got a better toilet than we do in America.
[00:11:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Better than anyone in America has.
[00:11:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:43] Speaker B: And they're like, no, the public toilets are next level.
[00:11:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Public toilet game in other countries, guys. Crazy. So good. We're slipping. We are slipping. Do you know in other countries their stalls are just a door or I mean, it's just walls and a door. They don't have people where you can just look under the stall for no reason. They're like, no. Don't you want privacy when you use the bathroom? Why would we leave? It like open air like an open air market in the bathroom. That's insane. Let's give you your own private room.
[00:12:12] Speaker B: Exactly.
Fuck. Also, the telephone. It seems important. I know many a deal has been bartered over the telephone. Many a war averted and cris stopped. But if you told me right now I had to choose between a telephone and a toilet, I do stuff to a toilet, dude. Like the stuff I do with my bad stomach. If I didn't have a toilet, where am I going to do that?
[00:12:33] Speaker A: I mean, to be fair to me, it makes sense. I'm like, Get your ass outside. Go do that outside, you nasty. Don't do it in my home. I'm like, I'd rather you be outside doing it personally.
[00:12:43] Speaker B: No, I don't want to be outside doing it because then it stays like, I do my shame in the outside toilet. Anyone who goes in there ever it's a shame, is in there. It lives there. Now. When I do it in the toilet at home, it takes it far, far.
[00:12:55] Speaker A: Away, but it's compiled shame.
[00:12:57] Speaker B: Like, everyone, as far as I am concerned and understand, everything I do in the toilet ends up in the ocean and I never have to worry about it again.
[00:13:06] Speaker A: And I'm not saying I like a porta potty. I want to be clear. This isn't me being like, god, I just love getting into a Porta Potty. And I just love being there. But I'm saying there's something nice to just be said about. Like, man, we all get down like this. All of us got bad butts, all of us got bad guts, and it's all the same. You don't have to feel that much shame about what you're doing because you can look and see exactly. Be like, man, it's all I here's the thing, man, I love a toilet. Modern plumbing saved so many people. Once again, I would hate to live in a world where there's poop in the streets. I get that. Well, I mean, if you go to San Francisco, you know what I'm saying? Anyway, I spent so much time on the telephone between the ages of like eleven to 18, and that time was invaluable to me.
Do you remember just falling asleep on the telephone with someone because you just couldn't imagine hanging up the phone?
[00:14:00] Speaker B: No, absolutely not.
I don't like talking on the telephone. I never like talking on the telephone. I don't think I've ever had a telephone conversation that's more than an hour in my life, dog.
[00:14:10] Speaker A: What? No, I was big telephone boy. Oh, man.
[00:14:15] Speaker B: I love dude, there's no way. Also, I don't like being accessible. If you want to hang out with me, you should have to come find me.
[00:14:24] Speaker A: Isn't that worse?
Because it's one thing to call you and be like, hey, man, do you want to hang out later? And you could just be like, oh, I'm busy. But if I show up at your door on my horse and I'm like, hey, dog, I want to hang out.
[00:14:38] Speaker B: Right now, it is worse.
[00:14:40] Speaker A: That's a lot more pressure.
[00:14:43] Speaker B: Okay, if you want to hang out with me. You should be able to find me after we scheduled it. Is that good?
[00:14:50] Speaker A: So we set up a previous time we've already established. I saw you in the town square. I saw you in the town square and I said, oh my good sir.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: My good sir, welcome. Fabulous.
[00:15:01] Speaker A: In a fortnight, do you believe you would have some time where you and I could sit around and play video games and you're like or maybe we.
[00:15:07] Speaker B: Could SUPP of soup talk of our day.
My problem right now that I'm having it's a serious issue is I can't not vote for the toilet. I just can't not get it.
[00:15:18] Speaker A: I can't not vote for telephone. So we'll have to settle this the only way we know how. With the American voting coin of 2004 is brought to you by random.org. We got George Bush facing up, which means John Kerry's on the other side. Low seed gets to pick. That's going to be me with telephone. I got to go with Bush, baby. This dude had he had the the can you imagine having a phone that it's only purpose the one reason this telephone exists is to end the world?
[00:15:46] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:15:46] Speaker A: That's insane.
It's the red phone.
[00:15:50] Speaker B: I don't think you should paint it red, though.
[00:15:52] Speaker A: Makes it pretty obvious. That's the pretty obvious.
[00:15:54] Speaker B: That's a bad or important phone. Why aren't people subtle as shit? Why isn't it behind a painting?
[00:15:59] Speaker A: I'm guessing that's maybe why. We also built in a dual security system where it's like, yes, you can pick up the phone and the general answer and be like, all right, you ready to destroy the world? And you're like, yes. He's like, I do need that special password, though.
[00:16:11] Speaker B: I also do need that key. Yeah, do need okay, this is how we solve nuclear war. All the nuclear weapons are locked up and all the keys are sent out. Like Willy Wonka's golden ticket.
[00:16:22] Speaker A: There's just some, like, seven year old in Hungary that has one.
[00:16:26] Speaker B: Exactly what I'm saying.
[00:16:28] Speaker A: And you got to get all this.
[00:16:30] Speaker B: Together to turn the keys.
[00:16:31] Speaker A: Do you imagine how many keys would just end up being lost because people just went through their chocolate bar too fast, didn't catch that they had a key and they're like, oh, I don't.
[00:16:39] Speaker B: Know, threw it away, ate it.
[00:16:40] Speaker A: Ate the key.
My bad.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: I am truly General Colin Powell. All right. I'm lucky.
[00:16:46] Speaker A: You proud of yourself?
[00:16:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. You can flip it now.
[00:16:51] Speaker A: All right, we'll flip it's. John Carrey. All right.
[00:16:54] Speaker B: Toilets.
[00:16:55] Speaker A: Toilets.
[00:16:57] Speaker B: Toilets versus remote. Well, if this isn't a dad joke trying to write itself, I don't know.
[00:17:02] Speaker A: What it I don't know what trying to manifest itself right here, right now without our this is what AI actually looks like when it's just like oh, the brackets become self actualized. It's forcing its way into be like.
[00:17:16] Speaker B: No chat GPT, please write me a dad joke. Remote and toilet equal humor.
[00:17:21] Speaker A: It's like, okay, yeah, you're not far. There's something there.
[00:17:24] Speaker B: There's something there. This deep learning is doing pretty good.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: It's doing pretty good.
[00:17:29] Speaker B: Oh, man, I'm torn because I do so much nasty freak shit on the remote. If I don't have the remote, how am I going to put on Bob's Burgers for the thousand times?
[00:17:40] Speaker A: Well, fortunately, Bob's Burgers is on broadcast. You just have to know. Just got to keep it on Fox all day Sunday.
[00:17:47] Speaker B: No. All day Sunday is fox. We get Bob Spurgers, king of the hill simpsons. I'm good. I'm good over here.
[00:17:52] Speaker A: I mean, isn't there a little part of you that misses a paper TV Guide and then know because now the especially we all are using Netflix and stuff anyway. Well, Netflix would be a fucking joke that wouldn't exist. How would you how would you even navigate? Be you couldn't.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: You'd have to believe in yourself.
You have the TV Glide channel. The TV Guide channel would be there.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I know, but you'd have to find that channel. I'm saying with the paper one, you would have the paper so you could look and be like, okay, we're on channel seven now I need to get to 13. All right. Six clicks, boy.
[00:18:26] Speaker B: Six clicks, boy.
[00:18:28] Speaker A: Or do you think in a world where we can't figure out remotes, would we have just gotten to touch screen televisions or some kind of a built not like that. We would gain telekinesis or anything, but we would have worked much harder.
[00:18:42] Speaker B: There would definitely have like a number pad. There'd be like a little calculator size thing on the TV where you could go through.
[00:18:48] Speaker A: There have to be well, yeah, but that looks lame. At some point we want shit to look modern, right? So I'm wondering, at what point are we like, man, we cannot figure out how to do this long range? Well, at least if we make it touch screen, then at least you can swipe and move up and down.
[00:19:04] Speaker B: Okay, I see what you're saying.
[00:19:06] Speaker A: We just have a doper television than what we have now. If I touch my television, it just gets all weird and wobbly. All of a sudden I get little waves. I'm like, I don't want to see these weird ass little wobly waves.
[00:19:15] Speaker B: Yeah, you should. Don't touch your television. They're very high tuned machines. I guess if we did, we'd have to make it more fun. Or maybe would we just read books better ourselves?
[00:19:27] Speaker A: They tried to make the television happen for like, 1015 years. And we're like, this is so great. And then they're like, all right, we're going to add more channels. And then we're like, that doesn't work. We're not going to find them. All right, cool. We'll just keep it back to the same four channels. Okay. Yeah, but I still don't want to click through and find shit. I think I'm just going to go.
[00:19:43] Speaker B: Read books like a nerd. Like a fucking nerd.
[00:19:46] Speaker A: Fucking dork I'll just go back? That would be wild to see it.
[00:19:50] Speaker B: Or do you think video games would be even more popular because you're not going to turn the channel. So if you turn the TV on and it's on the video game channel three, which was what it was for, my TV fucking insane that we to have a certain channel. Then maybe just games become even bigger because you turn it on. You're like, I want to watch Boss Briggers. But you turn on it's like, oh, it's already on the game channel. I mean, I might as well just play Halo.
[00:20:11] Speaker A: The question becomes, if we didn't invent the remote, would we invent the controller for video games?
[00:20:18] Speaker B: It could still be corded in, but then you think you just have a remote that has a cord, right?
[00:20:21] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Then we made remote, so you can't do it.
[00:20:25] Speaker B: If I get rid of remote, I also lose my Xbox.
[00:20:29] Speaker A: I think so, because then that defeats the whole purpose. If it's just one long corded thing that's like in your house, do you imagine it? You remember how the old phone the old telephone where you have maybe like a 50 foot cord so you could just be walking around the entire house with that shit. Like if we had to do that, but for remotes. So it's just like a 50 foot cord so you could be in any room and be my dad would be.
[00:20:52] Speaker B: So pissed off because every time he stepped over that cord, he would trip even though he knows it's there because it's been there forever. And then that'd be my fault somehow.
[00:21:00] Speaker A: That's true. But I also think at least it would end one of the biggest problems dads have, which is where the fuck is the remote? Where's the cord? Damn. Pull the cord, dog. It's plugged into the TV.
Pull the cord. You'll find it, dude.
[00:21:15] Speaker B: Nick okay.
[00:21:17] Speaker A: So many angry dads.
So less drawn.
[00:21:20] Speaker B: Take you on a flavor journey. Close your eyes it's Sunday morning. You were just at a concert last night, right? Extreme concert. You were banging your head. It was actually cool because it was like a 20th anniversary concert. And they didn't play the album in order, though, because albums aren't meant to be played that way. They played it in the proper order for a concert. Thank you for right. You got nice and drunk. You wake up in the morning and you got to take one of those bad bathroom times where it feels like you're dumping a bucket of wet sand out of your butt. It's going to take like 45 minutes and you have to go outside. It's 27 degrees and you have to go outside and do that.
[00:21:54] Speaker A: Yeah, that's pretty, huh? That's pretty tough, huh? Could you imagine a world where we just shit like it? You're walking through your neighborhood and you're walking out, and you just see your neighbor Jerry just dropping trow, taking a big old dump in his yard. And we're just all like, hey, Jerry, how you doing? He's like, a lot of dairy last night. Lot of dairy. Like, I can tell.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: The whole body can tell.
But can you imagine that, though? Because if you had the outhouse, you wouldn't heat the outhouse. That would just be a big that'd be the worst. The only thing worse than an outhouse is walking into an outhouse that's 27 degrees outside, stepping into a 69 degree temperature outhouse. That just is fermented shit smell just straight up.
[00:22:44] Speaker A: Yeah. I do think knowing because my family is from a lot of my mom's side of the family is in North Dakota, and I do have relatives who remember getting the toilet. They can tell you like, oh, yeah, and we got the toilet in 1920 or something. And you're just like, what? And I feel like for their sake, if I was like, hey, the remote or the toilet, they'd be like, this isn't even a game. This isn't even a decision. Of course it's the toilet. I didn't give a fuck about that remote.
[00:23:15] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I got to lock in the toilet, too, man. I'm thinking about some of the horrors that the atrocities that I've committed. And if that didn't get washed away to the ocean, then I don't know.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it had to just be there. People didn't know that about you. I think that's the hard part is yeah, your spouse marriage would be a lot tougher.
[00:23:34] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: If you could just see your partner'sin.
[00:23:37] Speaker B: She knows my sin, but she doesn't truly know.
[00:23:40] Speaker A: Right, exactly. There's the remnants of sin, but it's not the sin. And I just feel like marriage, it would be so much harder to maintain a good relationship with someone after you've seen them do something despicable and you want to be like, oh, we all do it. I should be more forgiving. But you're not. Why don't do it like that.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: I guarantee you, we all don't do what I do. Only those with severe medical issues do what I do.
[00:24:04] Speaker A: That's fair. All right, folks, thank you so much for listening to this episode of Friendly Competition. Shout out to toilet. You have moved into the final four. That is it, folks. Thank you for listening to this episode of Friendly Competition. If you want about your boys, a few things that you can do. As always, share with a friend, tell a friend. Wherever you're listening to us, make sure to, like, subscribe, follow. Give us those five stars, please.
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[00:24:40] Speaker A: Happy to. Happy to. As always, shout out to Charizard for that Intro to Music. You want to hear more of their stuff, head on over to Bandcamp, type in Charizard and replace the vowels with sixes. That's going to be it for us, folks. Actually. Wait. This is your yearly reminder. This is coming out on Monday. Take those Thanksgiving leftovers, put it in a burrito. It's your yearly reminder and my name is Nick Carey.
[00:25:02] Speaker B: My yearly reminder. Then the night vulture So make sure you're starting to get their pushups in Night Vulture.
[00:25:07] Speaker A: Well, it's not your push. It's just whatever your resolution.
[00:25:10] Speaker B: For me, it's push ups. For me, it was pushup, okay? But for pushups, just get them done. Got one month and he craves blood.
[00:25:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I heard he's very hungry this year, so get that taken care of. If you don't know we're talking about, go back to series all of it.
[00:25:24] Speaker B: Just listen to all of it.
[00:25:25] Speaker A: Series one. I think it's we had a new year's, right? New Year's resolutions, I think go to New Year's resolutions. I think it's in there.
[00:25:29] Speaker B: You better listen to everything ever, just to make it safe. See you on the boat.
